Clap in the ass

To have gonorrhea in ones ass.

I'd love to be fucked by you but I have clap in the ass. How long does that take to go away?
-- The joy of gay sex

by Chris Tredwell July 4, 2006

ass in a glass

an alcoholic drink mixed from whatever alcohol is on hand. Usually made by someone who is drunk already, this concoction usually tastes like "ass", hence the name.

Ass in a glass is the chop suey of the beverage world

by Capt. Capacitor May 28, 2006

ass-face

1. when one's face is EXTREMELY non-attractive

2. a jerk...a rude individual

3. a suck-up

4. someone with a double chin

5. someone who sucks up... a brown-noser

"dude, look at that ass-face tryna mack on that dime-piece! what a chump!"

by Annrose Kryzel H. April 28, 2006

jalepeno ass

The burning sensation in your lower intestines, butthole and crack upon defecation that feels like an actual jalepeno exiting the body. This typically follows a spicy meal that probably contained jalepenos.

Also See Explosive Diarrhea

After eating at Taco Bell, Doug suffered for 3 days from jalepeno ass.

by Capt Craptacular September 28, 2006

Ass-tounding

A woman who can fit objects in her anus that have a larger diameter than 4".

That chick with the wine bottle in her ass is ass-tounding

by Chris 10516 November 18, 2006

baboon ass

The rear end of a small hatch-back car when red brake lights are illuminated.

Take the corner with a sense of adventure, motherfucker. I don'want to see your baboon ass!

by aaus February 11, 2008

foaming at the ass

To be fucked up the ass for so long, that the mucus in your ass starts to foam and leak out. See also anal fluid

Jane - "Oh baby, your cock is so tight in my ass, I think I could fucking explode"
Bill - "It looks so good too, baby. Your foaming at the ass!"

by Wobbly Joe January 5, 2008