Dirty Dylan

A Dirty Dylan is when play-fighting with your girlfriend, you finish it by pinning her down and farting on her head, staying sat on her face for a while so she has to smell.

I beat my girlfriend wrestling by giving her a Dirty Dylan!

by BeckyPhillips02 June 8, 2020

dirty axton

When a gay man makes another gay man cry while doing dry anal with the rule that the tears that he cries gets to be used as lube

Yeah man I pulled a dirty Axton on that faggot last night

by Randy Boyer April 14, 2020

dirty xander

someone with a shlong so huge that it destroys anyone within a five mile radius

man that guys must be a dirty xander

by ifuckedyourmomandshelovedit September 13, 2021

dirty cracker

A term used by southern blacks to describe a low down, sorry white person, esp. one engaged in corrupt behavior. It is lower and more despicable than just saying "cracker".

"George Bush doesn't care about blacks! He's a dirty cracker".

"Can you believe that dirty cracker? He wouldn't hire me because I'm black!"

by byrdisaword June 6, 2014

dirty doctor

4-Chloro-2,5-dimethoxyamphetamine, commonly known as DOC--a psychedelic of the phenethylamine family.

the dirty doctor made a house call and now ollie's tripping his NUTS off.

by shizzle b. April 7, 2008

Dirty Missionary

This is best used after you've worked your ass off in the hot sun all day. When banging a girl in the missionary style, you strategically position your armpit over her face. Thus, the aroma of your hot, salty, smelly manliness engulfs your lady's face and creates the experience of the "dirty missionary".

Amanda: I love you watching you work in the yard all day -Can I get you anything?

Jay: How about some hot sex right now?

Amanda: I think we can do that

While going at it - Jay sticks his left armpit into Amanda's face

Amanda: Oh that's gross!

Jay: It's not gross - it's the Dirty Missionary!

by richardstarkey February 24, 2013

dirty gorman

When one of your employees hooks you up with a known sociopath through the likes of his current girlfriend. The sociopath continues to ruin your boss's life as planned.

I pulled a dirty gorman on my boss this week. Geez, I bet Sergio won't see this one coming. MuaHaHa (evil laugh)

by crazy employee February 13, 2008