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Blue Anon

People that believe conspiracy theories that everyone from the President to their neighbors dog is a racist, White Supremacist, Russian Spy who is plotting to overthrow democracy, and they can prove it by citing obscure dog whistles that only the people involved in the conspiracy and the conspiracy theorists themselves can hear. These conspiracies are often fed by the news and big tech that continually tells them what to fear through lies and stories that need to be retracted the day later.

This is all done while believing that they alone know the truth and anyone that doesn't believe that the president, the entire DOJ, Tulsi Gabbard, Andrew Yang, Robert Mueller, and their neighbors dog are White Supremacist, Russian Spies are conspiracy theorists.
"There is going to be a massive armed uprising on 1-20-21, no now it's 3-4-21, no it didn't happen because now it's 3-30-21, you have to be afraid even though it keeps not happening, trust me, I'm Blue Anon and we fight conspiracies"

Of course he still believes the Covington Kids are guilty, he's Blue Anon.

Of course he still believes that Jussie Smullet was attacked by MAGA racists in CHICAGO of all places, and it wasn't a hoax he's Blue Anon.

Of course he believes that denying Tulsi Gabbard was a Russian spy, proves she is a Russian Spy, he's Blue Anon.

You might be Blue Anon if you were against the COVID vaccine before Biden won, but support it after the election and don't realize you changed your stance.

If you believe that speech is violence and violence is free speech, you might be Blue Anon.

Blue Anon, it's like Qanon, only the media supports the crazies
by smurfdance March 21, 2021
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Blue

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Blue Junkie

A sworn police officer with a junk habit or regular user of any drug, can also be a junkie informant, usually moves in high circles and has money not doing crime to feed the habit. the undercover is placed in the circle by an unsuspecting affiliate, the blue junkie is alerted to him by Hello Sailor songs or reference to the band, especially the song "bluelady" a reference to the glass self jacking syringe, or lead singer graham brazier a known blue junkie, or in Nzo currently; Jeremy Galvin, still active 1/12/21
there is (the} or(A) blue junkie, be careful
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Blue

Its a coulor most people like. It’s fine if you dont!
“ omg i hate blue” - becky
shut up becky” - jack
by The irony May 6, 2018
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Blue

Man I was in bed with John last night, he definitely has a blue!
by Braduck October 8, 2020
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Blue Cash

Liberal cash. Money coming from the liberal party.
“And I only like blue cash I’m money racist. I call my G wagon soldier boy watch me crank it.”
by 10mmwrencheyes July 19, 2024
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Blue blaster

When you find the morstest rare blue lobster and proceed to insert it into your anus or vagina, your preference, until climax occurs.
"Jamal help me get ready for my blue blaster!"
by Nosidam December 16, 2017
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