AJ Mudflaps

Also known as The Bretch Hill King, AJ Mudflaps spends the majority of his time running a drug cartel in the North West of Banbury, Oxfordshire. The name of this organisation is the BHK (Bretch Hill Killers). The extent of their activity is unknown to most although Henry Moon is said to have inside information. More is to be discovered on this issue.

Friends of AJ Mudflaps know that he is a kinky, sexy beast. He often tells them about his fluffy, pink handcuffs and ropes.

On an average day, AJ Mudflaps will get bullied heavily during Biology, Chemistry and Physics. At the end of the day, AJ Mudflaps goes home and changes into his cargo trousers that stop just above his ankle. AJ Mudflaps is a Victorian slut.

Yo AJ Mudflaps, how muddy are your flaps?

Wagwan AJ Mudflaps, it’s ya boi John.

by bhk May 11, 2018

Alaskan Mudslide

A creation of a long specimen of feces, which once adequately frozen, is used as a dildo.

Man, David hit his broad up with an Alaskan Mudslide again. I can't figure out the allure. Maybe they are trying to save money?

by Sho'nuff Bull July 29, 2018

Dusty Mudslide

The act of having intercourse with a woman 60 or older that hasn’t had sex in at least 5 years while using feces as lubrication

Dude, last week I was with Brandon’s grandma Sharon, and she pulled me into her room and told me to give her a dusty mudslide

by Unidentifiable system user September 14, 2018

Leamington Mudslide

A frugal approach to anal sex with another man. The partakers use their watery shits in place of lube, cutting costs and resulting in a shit-filled fuck fest.

Christian: "Hey, Ryan, wanna fuck my ass?"

Ryan: "Of course, Christian, I always want to fuck your ass, but I'm out of lube"

Christian: " That's okay, I have a bad case of diarrhea, let's just go the Leamington Mudslide route."

Ryan: "I like the way you think"

by YounThug August 2, 2018

blended mudslide

After rigorous anal sex and a happy ending with a partner who has loose stools, results in a blended mudslide running down their leg.

Derek wasn’t feeling well, but was still willing to have sex, and we ended up making a blended mudslide down his leg.

by Dirty Jeff’s Friend August 18, 2018

Mispillion Mudpie

When you shit in the mouth of someone you do not like and throat punch them so they swallow it.

He thought he was a real bad ass until I hit him with a Mispillion Mudpie.

by pound clown October 30, 2018

Macedonian Mudpit

An inaugural gathering of quakers ceremonially digging a hole. This hole is then filled with elephant cum and wallowed in by Syrian rent boys, the purpose of this being silky smooth skin which in turn results in osmosis of the mushroom tip, expanding on average 50-60%. The aim of expanding the mushroom tip is to cure the shortage of wine corks.This completes the circle back to quakers, who are notorious wine drinkers.

Dave- Christ, Steve, where have you been all weekend?!
Steve- **wipes mushroom tip** "Not sure I wanna talk about it mate..."
Dave- Come on lad, spill the beans
Steve- **swiftly inserts mushroom tip in wine bottle**"Just got back from Syria, tough work out there, fucking hate those quaker cunts"

Macedonian Mudpit

by clairebaldini November 15, 2018