double my ducks

To put more effort into something and be more successful.

Robert: Ya, so I am going to have to double my ducks in the next competition.
Anna: Too true, you wouldn't want to duck out of the competition.

by CoolCat888 September 8, 2016

Double Barrel

To ejaculate on the receiver's face, getting cum in both eyes (by purpose or accident)

"I'm definitely not getting a call-back after that double barrel."

by asurrealmeemurr September 7, 2016

Double Stink Bomb

The act when one person takes a shat in another person's anus, thus the name double stink bomb.

Joe: Bruh, did you get you some last night?
Tom: Oh yeah, she was pretty kinky though, so I gave her the ole double stink bomb.

by Thunder Muff September 2, 2016

double stiffy

A double stiffy is when two guys get an erection at the same time from the same female.

Damn bro, that was crazy last night. I can't belive we got a double stiffy watching Jennifer Aniston bend over on the set of the TV show friend's.

by NaturallyCali August 19, 2016

double barreled twinky

A fuckboyish redneck who wears too much cologne and spends his free time measuring his dick on everything. He probably owns more shoes than his cardboard cutout girlfriend. Is known to say Suh Dude and Damn Daniel because it turns him on.

Bob: Why is that guy measuring his dick on that light pole?
Joe: It's because he's a double barreled twinky.

Larry: Jesus, what's that god awful smell?
Helga: It's that guy over there, he must be a double barreled twinky.

by HandleBroom July 31, 2016

Double Diddle

To masturbate with both hands.

"I asked her to send me a pic where she's diddling herself, and she told me she wouldn't have a free hand."
" Oh, she must double diddle."

by sangreazul July 21, 2016

Double Ds

A component of the song "Jordan Belfort"

A girl or woman with a DD bra size

Bitch with double Ds she's a love of my erection and her mini ovaries but I ain't about affection so easily the sober me just smokes and then forgets em. Sometimes this life seems a little simple, especially when they tell me that I am something special... (Jordan Belfort) jordan belfort bitch bra breasts

by Queen of the valley July 17, 2016