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fake penis

A fake penis is a male body part that is not real or is imaginary. Can also be considered a dildo.
Dude, he’s literally dreaming for a fake penis.
by ur vvvv cool mommy February 21, 2019
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Penis

Penis
by Meme review May 1, 2019
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Penis

Scientifically known as the male genitalia, is a hunk of meat preferably loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong and black that is located between probably in your mouth . This pocket rocket is also sometimes inserted in a women's vajayjay. It preferably hairy and sometimes its sharp like a pencil. They are also known as cum gun(tm) and one in wonder(tm). The penis has a burnt chicken nugget smell to it. The penis often pours out ( gallons) of a substance that resembles almond milk. (yummy)
Jake : "hey wanna touch my penis? "

Cody: '"sure, just as long as its sharpened properly"
by cy0man February 5, 2022
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Penis

Penis,
penis.
by Flavored from tiktok June 15, 2021
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Wiener Penis

Wiener penis or “wean pean” is an expression similar to god damnit. It can also be used to describe someone who is being difficult or a pain in the ass.
Matt is such a wiener penis sometimes.

Ahh wiener penis!
Stop being a wean pean Nate!
by ToxicRandomness April 1, 2025
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penis man

penis man is a urban legend that brakes into your home and steals your shower heads. he hides in closets and watches you from a distance.
by tthomamho January 7, 2022
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penis

yours is micro
wwow your penis is so micro!
by anonymous March 15, 2021
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