Simp

When you care about your wife

Not being an alcoholic is such a simp move bro *whip sounds*

by Pregnant sonic August 29, 2025

Simp

IGN’s stance torwards Maxie from Pokemon Ruby, because they hate water, and Maxie calls his followers simps.

“And you simps are held up by a mere child?”
- Maxie talking to his followers in Slateport city

by Matt from wii sports Club September 18, 2025

simp cheese

cheese produced using the breast milk of a woman (e.g. a streamer) for whom a man simps

"greg, don't touch that cheese slice"
"why?"
"that's SIMP CHEESE, greg"
"...will i get the cheese touch from it?"
"no. worse"

by flatulencenuggets October 4, 2025

Similarish

Pronunciation: /ˌsɪm.əˈler.ɪʃ/

Type: Adjective (Informal/Colloquial)

Definition: Having a superficial resemblance that leads an untrained or casual observer to mistake two things for being identical, even though a trained eye or specialist can discern clear and often noticeable differences.

"The manager kept insisting the generic and name-brand components were the same, but to the engineer, they were only similarish; the tolerances were clearly different."

by R.S. Dub October 8, 2025

Simp King

A man who really isn’t a king but instead a man with no spine and doesn’t know how to stand up for himself.

Ken Urker is a total simp king because he is still with GRB who is a psychopath.

by Lovelydayitis December 28, 2025

Simp

A man who’s solid and unfazed in the world, but turns into a soft, affectionate little baby only for his girl. Deeply loyal, low-key obsessed (in a healthy way), keeps his inner child private, and somehow still pays his bills and provides for everything she needs.

He’s just a simp for his girl.

by heartonmysleeveboi January 13, 2026

pavement sample

A sophisticated / pc way to describe getting so drunk that you actually fell down and skinned your knees or chin.

Friend 1- Dude, you were pretty drunk last night. Did you fall down while leaving the bar.

Drunkard- Yeah, I took a pavement sample and ruined my pants. I should have quit when the room started to spin.

by jamison23 September 30, 2009