penis munchies

When your high and want to blow someone.

Cole I have the penis munchies, can I blow you?

by Galaxya May 1, 2016

penis munchies

the desire for penis

damn i got the penis munchies.
FUCK ME

by ima fucking retard May 7, 2016

post breakup penis disorder

Not being able to touch or look at the penis of a new partner(s) after breaking up from a long term relationship

My PBPD ( post breakup penis disorder ) kicked in so bad that I couldn't give the guy a blowie and had to skip straight to sex

by posting for a friend September 23, 2016

penis flytrap

a penis that opens its urethra waiting patiently until snapping it closed on a fly

hey whats that
its my penis flytrap
cool can i suck it?

by penisflytrap September 11, 2016

Penis Picasso

An adult that has a penchant for sketching crudely drawn pictures of the male genital region. Others around this individual may believe them to be immature, however this person is a borderline genius. These pictures can be left anywhere for others to view. Common locations are as follows:

- Unattended jacket pockets
- Under windshield wipers
- Hidden deep in paperwork so it is discovered much later

She was a real Penis Picasso, her dick drawings could be found in all the finest desk drawers and kitchen appliances.

by Not_Michael_Keaton August 15, 2016

Flobby Penis Syndrome

A medical disorder where blood flow to the penis is restricted, and may result in short limp erections. Other wise known as erectile dysfunction.

Guy: Man I feel bad for Chad, he has flobby penis syndrome, bro.

by Big Ballsy June 16, 2016

Edison penis

When you try to change a lightbulb, but accidentally screw in your penis instead.

M8 1- I can't help that I always pull an Edison penis whenever I change a lightbulb

M8-2 I feel you m8 You just can't help it.

by Valerie dumber arch June 2, 2016