Time

time is a bloody annoying thing so it shouldn't be real school starts at 8:30 school wouldn't be real if time wasn't a thing
Jim :I'm going to die
Mike: You wont be cause time doesn't exist
Jim dies because liver absuses
by Donald Trump Dude November 06, 2018
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Time is the most sexiest,most goodlooking guy in the whole solarsystem.He can get everything he wants. Except good grades,but the girls are on his side.
Time will become time
by Donald.J Trump December 13, 2016
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A confirmed theory that explains the movement and aging of everything plus good does not exist
Time and crap, oops I mean space
by Female_Body_Inspector April 23, 2019
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This is what a speedrunner says when he ends his speedrun.
"So here we only have to clip through the wall, and that should trigger the last cutscene and thus the end of the game...... Yep there i go, aaaand TIME" *applause in background*
by Yaxsio January 24, 2022
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You profiting off of my labor is no different that me losing money you piece of shit you are going to pay for all of it.
Hym "You're wasting your own time and I'm not going to let you waste mine. Making money off my labor without paying is me losing money. Give me my money or you might as well bring me a kid to stab."
by Hym Iam July 06, 2024
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Right but YOU control whether or not you're subordinated by time and when.... Because you make your own schedule. OTHER PEOPLE, on the other hand, are subordinated by you. You decide THEIR schedule. You're subordinated by YOURSELF and THEY are subordinated by YOU.
Nerd "I DESERVE to be a neurotic little Chronos! I'm the decider of time! I wake up at 5 am so EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE TO! I am the sun around which your life revolves."

Hym "Please tell me you're a time God... Please... I would love to kill a Chronos."
by Hym Iam July 19, 2023
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It's something everyone but also no one understands the fabric of time is impossible to comprehend
by Somebody that u dont know September 29, 2023
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