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turtle cheese 

A chewy substance that is formed from only the truest and most pure rabbit's milk.
"Man I could really go for some turtle cheese right about now."

knob-cheese 

Used to describe a person who is messing around.
"Derick is being a right knob-cheese tonight"
knob-cheese by jojones5 August 2, 2017

Poisonous Cheese 

Misinformation to see if a person is trustworthy or not.
I suspected Dan of being a Rat Bastard so I fed him poisonous cheese about Bob and it circulated in five minutes.

Nub Cheese 

Cheese (growth of infection) that appears on ones nub (male private) from an unknown cause.
Dennis got nub cheese after wearing Liz's leggings
Nub Cheese by Ggbbdd April 19, 2018

country cheese 

It keeps you from getting deported when you cross the border
Carl: "How are you here right now?"
Jose: "You know the country cheese."
Carl: "it's lit, esketit."
country cheese by BigOlDoinks September 18, 2017