Sneaky Nut

The act of pulling your nuts out in front of a female and then putting them away when she notices.

Guy 1: I did a sneaky nut today
Guy 2: God really who was it

Guy 1: The chicks playing handball
Guy 2: nice what did they do
Guy 1: well i stole there ball and gave it to drew then the hot one came and asked for the ball then i showed her my nuts and said you want these balls. she started to blush and asked for the ball again then we chucked the ball down the quad .
Guy 2: Nice

by yumyumyum43 June 4, 2018

Nut Job

A boob job for gay men. When a man rubs his penis against another man’s sac reaching climax.

“My boyfriend gave me a nut job last night.”

by ieattoehair March 15, 2025

deez nuts

man bady part manily used for a joke

hi says p1

deez nuts says p2

1i had cheese buger

2 i yr dads deez nuts

by yrrrrrrrrrrrrrr mooooooooooooo March 2, 2022

Nigga Nuts III

A basketball fan that wants to make his way into actual basketball, he takes his dreams down from his brother Nigga Nuts I. Sadly the first brother died in the war, as Nigga Nuts III wants to join into a famous basketball team, standing around at 6'3 his dreams will come true one day...

"You remember Nigga Nuts III ?"
"Oh yeah, that one guy who wants to be a famous basketball player?"

by anonymous July 31, 2023

Nut Brothers

what you are with one or multiple of your friends after the act of nutting in a cup after, before or at the same time of your friend or friend’s then mixing it splitting it into even portions and taking it like it’s a shot of vodka

JJ says “We are all officially Nut Brothers”

Everyone cheers “Yes we are”

by MonkeTucher616 June 25, 2024

Ghost nut

A little old man sleepin' in your bed

He nütted in the bed

The ghost nütted!

And now it's time for you to nüt to this song!

Ghost nut!

by Jsospofi April 6, 2023

nut

To nut is when you stroke your ding dong to hard, so thousand island dressing starts flying out of you ding dong.

I used my nut to have on my mothers burger.

by Cl3v4 May 2, 2023