Brown Javelin

When you defecate on a dildo and throw it at a long range, your partner tries to catch it in their mouth.

"My friend stole her mom's dildos so we played a game of Brown Javelin."

by popkxw May 5, 2024

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Brown’s Root oil

It’s a cure all
It cures fits, warts, freckles, coughs,
Colds, runny nose.
Guaranteed not to rip, run or snag.
Makes conception a wonder and
Child birth a pleasure...

Brown’s root oil the best medicine. To get it you pull on this really fast and it will cum out I guarantee

by Nightmare N8 March 15, 2022

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Brown Magic Marker

A brown magic marker without its cap is shoved up your ass, tip pointing down, so that when you wipe after a mushy shit, even doing the swizzout after vacation ass doesn’t get you any cleaner.

After Eric and Ofier had the time of their lives bar hopping in Puerto Rico, their vacation ass required boxes of baby wipes for multiple swizzouts, but alas, the brown magic marker was leaving marks on the wipes. Only a shower with the water hose shoved up their asses removed the brown magic marker!

by Ericandofier March 27, 2024

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brown

The skin color(s) of a person of color/ethnicity, specifically those of African Descent.

Black people's skin ranges in different shades of brown.

by Wings to Discovery May 19, 2008

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Brown Nightmare

A brown nightmare is the name for when a person shits themselves in their sleep. A brown nightmare could be the result of an actual nightmare and pooping yourself out of fear, the product of a sickness such as the flu or Covid, or the result of eating greasy food before falling asleep.

A brown nightmare is NOT the result of a chronic disease such as Crohn's or IBS. It is also not related to the aptly named "sleeping shits".

Marcus: "Yo, did you hear that Austin had a brown nightmare last night?"
Evelyn: "Probably because of all that chili he ate before bed."

by DrPotatoSkins December 3, 2023

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