dick feelers

also known as fingers, usually said to someone when they touch you and you do not wish them to.

Hey asshole, get your dick feelers off of me!

by Andrew Kanzig May 19, 2007

Shamble Dick

A shamble dick (also called Shambledick or Shamble-dick) is a pompous git with a superiority complex. He is very lazy, and gets others to do all his work for him. Shamble dicks get agitated at the slightest things and often lash out violently.

Rumour has it that the reason why the Shamble dick is very angry is because his sex life is ruined after his dick was left in a shambles at a young age after an incident involving a toaster.

Graham is such a Shamble dick.

I know, he always makes me do his work.

"Hey shamble dick, you suck!"

(Shambledick has a fit of rage)

by Nibeqwnzort January 19, 2006

dick-teeth

A guy who has crooked teeth due to giving orally to other men.

"That guy totally has dick-teeth!"
"Freddie Mercury has a serious case of dick-teeth."

by pss121 March 22, 2009

sunny dick

When a girl drinks a lot of Sunny D right before a blowjoclub, and she vomits it up out of her nose onto your dick.

Last night, Chandra drank so much Sunny D, I had to get a glowing. That Sunny Dick took all night to clean up.

by JohnnyCockRocket February 18, 2017

Dicks in a pod

two persons who act equally stupid which makes them two dicks in a pod. i.e. two peas in a pod

Darren and Jasmin are two dicks in a pod

by Snookims January 17, 2010

dick ticks

Dick ticks is another name for crabs, which are small parasitic insects that live in a humans pubic region and feed on blood.

I keep itching because of these goddamn dick ticks!

by Eric Pazz January 15, 2008

pulled a Dick

pulled a Dick
an expression describing when someone who is angered by another person begins to mumble incoherently to himself and then walks away visibly pissed off. The shaking of the angry person's head and/or the throwing up of one or more of his arms are also common occurences, though not necessary or exclusive ones.

Jake was pissed when I told him he had to work this weekend. He so pulled a Dick.

by BennyKennedy April 1, 2009