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by Me lil j December 14, 2018
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Penis pulls

When you were younger, did you ever think you would grow old and have a small pecker?

As a kid, the best possible way to grow a longer penis shaft during puberty. It involves at least 10 pulls each day between the ages of 8-14. By grabbing the head of the penis and pulling outward, stretching the shaft to maximum capacity, over time you’re wrench will become a crane.
Little Timmy went to his room after dinner to do 10 penis pulls because he was angry he had a smaller penis than others
by shmevron james December 1, 2022
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Screen penis

When you’re on Omegle and someone shows they’re dick and you proceed to put your computer up your asshole
Where did my computer go, oh yeah screen penis made me do it.
by Wow I can’t even November 6, 2019
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Penis pull

When a girl grab a man penis and pulls it to make him cum
by Thepenispull April 20, 2020
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Penis shavings

when you sucked a dick for so long you feel like your still choking on it
Damn!!! I just got some good dick from Demetri. I still got penis shavings in my throat
by loserwithanameandthroat November 22, 2016
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Penis Colada

Your mom's favorite drink
All the Stacys at the club be getting the penis colada at closing time
by D Flawless November 16, 2019
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Penis

I have a very big ‘penis’
by Knob peen wang January 14, 2021
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