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The Jet Life

1) A hardcore New York Jet fan's way of living, eating, and breathing.

2) A blog about the New York Jets. (TheJetLife.blogspot.com)
I haven't taken my Revis jersey off in 3 weeks, I'm living The Jet Life.
by TheJetLife May 13, 2011
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Life

life, What happen when a male and a female have sex life is like a disease everyone living gets it and death is the only cure.
Male: hey babe do you want to make life.

Female: Yeah lets make life.
by ahhhhhh life November 30, 2022
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life

person:1 hey im in life

person 2 welcome to suffering
by named person May 18, 2023
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Life

The defintion of life is that people used it commonly when they meet each other like Hey bro hows life? This is a sentence that is frequently used to start the conversations some times life is just about time where we spend time at lord gave us life that we can explore the world meet people find amazing buidings things and etc. It is also frequently used when you have nothing else to talk about
Hey Wassup Man! Hows Life By The Way Dawg?
I Think We Have Nothing To Talk I Guess Were Gonna Talk Bout life
by CoolGuyWithSheesh69 May 29, 2022
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Here are a few ways to make yourself popular on big-name dating apps like Tinder, especially in big cities. Here are a few (unwritten!) rules in exact ascending (beginning) order:

Photofeeler

Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.

EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.

DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.

For reuse on dating apps

In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.

DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.
Life Hacks to Get Matches on Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, & Other Dating Apps

Just like that!
by DeezPeanuts May 19, 2022
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life

the reason why you're reading this right now and not doing something meaningful or useful in your life.
by norweagian blue February 8, 2021
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Life Ignoring

when someone starts to go on the internet so much they lose ahold of reality.
"is he life ignoring? "
"i dont really know, that life ignorer has been playing games for 48 hours nonstop!"
"well, should we leave that life ignorer alone?"
by SaturnMist4 June 10, 2024
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