Deez Nuts

Ha! Gadeem!

Guy 1: I got a package today.

Guy 2: What was it?
Guy 1: Deez Nuts!

by FireFlame Official March 30, 2019

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Deez Nuts

Stupid comeback for people who are depressed and cant make a better comeback; Taken from a vine that isn't even the least bit funny.

Mom: what did your dad tell you to do?
Son: "Deez Nuts."

by psmith69412 March 30, 2019

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Nut-rage (noun) -When a male becomes uncontrollable with hostile and aggression because of the increased testosterone from not having an orgasm in a set period of time. Usually self-indused and intentional.

The relaxed bonobo monkey was eaten alive by a chimp with nut-rage.

Going a month without watching pornography caused the nerdy teenager to become a warrior full of nut-rage.

The crusades were fought by devout nut-raged Catholics and Muslims.

Masculinity will not be enoculated if more men have nut-rage.

by Dabeast22 March 30, 2019

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Toasty nuts

That act in which one releases a high temp Flatulence while sitting down thus resulting in a burning sensation on the testicals that they feel toasted

"Oh bro the other day I was sitting in class and I let one rip and it was a fucking hot one and it traveled up to my nuts and gave myself some toasty nuts

by Hugecockring April 3, 2019

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