Go and take your face for a shit!

To take one's face for a shit

*Someone comes up to you giving you grief*
"Look love, go and take your face for a shit!"

by Abi-origionally coined by Gary March 30, 2009

I get where you're going

Noncommittal answer. I understand where you're going with this.

a: If I've got to listen to one more of her lectures I'm gonna go crazy.
b: I get where you're going

by Mcsqard September 15, 2006

go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings'

a novel way to start offering advice and easy solutions to complex problems

Example 1:

I don't know what to do - my boyfriend can't stop turning his head at anything in a short dress and stilettos. I find it really humiliating.

ah yes, go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings' and then adjust his horndog settings to what you'd like them to be

Example 2:

what are we going to do about the energy crisis and global warming?

go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings', click on 'energy efficiency' and then next to that you'll see 'make the world a lot more energy efficient'

Example 3:

How do I stop my boyfriend from farting so much?

go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings' and then 'flatulence'...

by Peter Greenwall March 2, 2011

elevator doesn't go to the top floor

this person is not very smart

If he brought a book form another library to this library his elevator doesn't go to the top floor.

by The Return of Light Joker January 5, 2009

Go Fuck Yourself, San Diego

Some days, some chicks just like to fuck with your teleprompter.

V.C.: I'm Veronica Corningstone

R.B.: And I'm Ron Burgundy-- go fuck yourself, San Diego.

by TheRandomPorker_ding November 6, 2011

Santa Claus is Going to High School

A musical airing in the universe of Black Friday by Starkid. Christopher Kringle, or Santa Claus, goes undercover as a teenager in Northville High School and tries to reconnect with the youth. His two elves, Jingle and Jangle, accompany him.

Have you seen the new musical, Santa Claus is Going to High School?

Yeah man, it rocks!

by IWILLSKINYOURMOM March 25, 2020

lark on my go kart

1.Put your pet bird on my balls.
2.To queef on someones balls.

"Go lark on my go kart D-mann"

by Asher Rothh. April 10, 2009