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i will ruin you

An enraged individual with a personal vendetta towards someone else. The byproduct will certainly be social humiliation or at some extremes...death.
"You just fucked my ex boyfriend? I will ruin you." - Nicole
by MikeyLikesIt June 16, 2017
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fuck you with a rake

A phrase similar to fuck you/me with a chainsaw. A colourful way to express your displeasure with someone. Colloquially, it is most often used between friends, when you are disappointed with their behavior but still retain affection for them. Sometimes used to imply that you really

don't give a fuck about that person.
"freddy! you said you would water my plants while i was out of town. you didn't and now they're all dead! fuck you with a rake, man!"
"dude, fuck you with a rake. if you're going to borrow my car the least you can do is refill the gas tank"
" Greg cut my hours so i don't qualify for benefits; fuck that guy with a rake."
" ah man, fuck me with a rake; i had to wait in line two hours at the dol and then they closed before i could renew my license."
by PuckGoodFellow March 5, 2016
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How you ball?

It's like whats up. For cool people. Used frequently by hipters and those who wish they were. Generally used among good friends, it's not for everyone.
A: Hey Ben, how you ball?

B: Pretty hard bah
by G-Mart El Fresh September 19, 2012
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Do you like the

by Funny guy 8361 July 2, 2022
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you are in your bollocks

A Dublin phrase used to express that you don't think someone will do what they just claimed they would.

"Are" can often be replaced with "will" or "would" depending on the context.

If the "you" is changed to "I", the "your" should be changed to "my".
John: I'm the biggest legend in my class.
James: You are in your bollocks!

John: Paddy is an arsehole, I'll kick the shit into him!
James: You will in your bollocks!

John: Paddy said he would beat you up if you keep slaggin' him.
James: He would in his bollocks!

John: You'll get the shit kicked into you by Paddy.
James: I will in my bollocks!
by rosser2k9 March 8, 2009
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Son, I'm you

When you go back in time to fuck your mom so she can give birth to you. Then the older version of you goes back in time to see your younger self, in order to tell you what you must do( fuck your mom). He says the words, "Son I'm you" thus creating a paradox in which there is a ever ending timeline where you're fucking your mom in order to keep yourself in existence. The only way to fix time and space as we know it is to fuck yourself, thus making you a time baby. This will result in the big boom and a creation of a new universal entirely.
I was walking by an old man and then he stopped me and said, "Son, I'm you". We then fucked in front of a mcdonald's for hours, making me a space baby.
by The Best Uncle Tom May 15, 2018
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have you taped

to have a deep understanding or knowledge of a person
Jackie was wondering if Ronan was thinking of buying her something "sparkley" for Christmas. He knew she was fishing for a ring. "I have you taped" he told her.
by irish pirate69 January 11, 2013
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