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This is what happens when you feed a goat scrambled eggs. 

This phrase is used to explain mayhem, anarchy, rage, panic, disorder or all hell braking loose, which appears to occur for no apparent reason.

It can also be used by a person addressing someone who has caused them displeasure, usually followed up by some act of revenge or simply said in anger.
When addressing someone who has offended you "This is what happens when you feed a goat scrambled eggs.”...the protagonist would threaten, physically attack, follow up with an insult, or taking revenge like keying their foes car

Upon observing a riot, or extreme busyness such as the work place or rush hour. " Sigh This is what happens when you feed a goat scrambled eggs”

In a fit of anger.

If something large or valuable like a building is destroyed.

When you don’t know what everybody else is panicing about.
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That's what I said last Monday 

A prickish statement brimming with undertones of adoration, playfulness and belonging often used in lieu of the longer and more appropriate: "That's what I so poorly tried to explain last Monday, but failed at when I got caught up in your smile. I am so impressed that you came to the same conclusion, if only you could see my smile instead of hearing the mumble of my foot in my mouth."
Her: *Heartfelt sentiment*

Him: "That's what I said last Monday"

<Mood is killed>

Her: "Who says that?"

Like What? 

When you want someone to make a fool of themselves by reenacting something they just did or said. If they're gullible they will do it over and over. Works best on blondes.
Megan: That girl over there was like *Does stupid face*
Michael: Like What?
Like What? by 209films October 10, 2010

that's what she said 

something that is much funnier when the preceding phrase can in no way be construed as innuendo...... in-ur-endo!
Professor: ...and that is the Big Bang Theory.
Student: (nonchalantly) Yes, that's what she said.
that's what she said by Albert. R January 15, 2008

S' what I do for a livin' nigga! 

That's my job, mothafucka. You talk shit and I'll fucking shoot yo' honkey ass!
Wacked-out cracka: "Dem bus drivaz really fuckin suck dick."
You: "Foo s' what I do for a livin' nigga! Fuck you cracka!"
(shoot that cracka) BANG BANG!

oh what a night 

Bomb ass tune from back in the day, by Frankie Avalon and the four seasons, however my iPod says billy joel sang it - noooo.
the harmonising on this song is simple but you can't match it, pure genius
I felt a rush like a rolling bolt of thunder
Straining my head around and taking my body under
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oh what a night by MC givern May 25, 2005

bro what 

Used in the African-American community as an interrogative.
It can also be used to assure someone that what you said is 100% truthful.
Use #1

Tony: Lil Wayne is better than Biggie.
Chris: Bro what?

Use #2

Tony: I just got paid 600 today.
Chris: You're lying.
Tony: Bro what.