Ranch it down

The act of using an immense amount of ranch to make your food taste better and/or less spicy.

"Damn baby your chicken is too spicy, maybe you should ranch it down."

by hungryhippos May 31, 2015

Down Bad

Instead of going out and hanging with your friends on a Saturday night, you stay in and help organize your girlfriends shoe closet.

Jack: Hey, what did Skye do last night?

Bill: He helped organize Samantha's shoe closet. Talk about being down bad.

Jack: Jesus Christ...

by leggs January 4, 2023

Shut down!

🎶Go ahead and give to me 🎶

Hym 🎶Shut Down! Honey take me through the night🎶

Iam 🎶Shut shut shut doooown🎶

Hym 🎶Shut down! Now, standing here can't you see?🎶

Iam 🎶OooooOOoo🎶

Hym 🎶Shut down it's all right🎶

Hym 🎶It's all right🎶

Iam 🎶OoooOooo🎶

Hym 🎶It's all right🎶 RIGHT!? Like the Tim Petty song breakdown! Heheheheheh"

by Hym Iam November 7, 2025

It All Comes Down To Dick

Theory explaining that sexual selection in Homo Sapiens is determined by the male’s sexual performance i.e. his ability to provide strong orgasm to females, which is mostly determined by penis size, shape, stiffness, endurance, etc . One of the main explanations for the fact that xenophobic circles are mainly populated by men with small penises and sexually frustrated women.

Milf #1: I’m sick of Derek’s racist slur. I just blocked him from my list. I can’t believe such an educated being xenophobic.

Milf #2: I’m sick of his fucktard mentality too, but you know, I kind a feel pity for the guy too. I guess it all comes down to dick.
Milf #1: what do you mean having pity for such a biggot?
Milf #2: Well you know, back in college he and I dated for a while and... Well I cheated on him with the first bick black dick I could find. And I know it wasn’t the first time this happened to him... And from what I understand it wasn’t the last time either.

by Toilette March 30, 2015

right down

Someone who surprises you by how into giving oral sex they are. Possibly tries to downplay or deny interest in front of friends. If male, may seem to prefer giving oral sex over penetration.

Alan's right down--stayed there for hours then went home. Total trip.

by slapmagnit October 5, 2013

Layin Tha Shii TF Down

-to be good at satisfying a woman sexually
-could include intercourse or other means
-screaming through the walls
-given some act right, now she acting right

Me: "I swear to god i "layed tha shii down last night"
Bae: "You gon lay that shii down again?"
Layin Tha Shii TF Down: gave her/him plessure that he/she needed

by La'Trisha November 21, 2023

Upside Down Blajowski

The result of a male specimen hanging from the season while a female is shitting while sucking dick.

P1: Heard you got your dick sucked while you were on the ceiling

P2: Oh, nothing but a measly Upside Down Blajowski

by Dicksucker583 February 26, 2022