Earned that red scrunchie
Earned that red scrunchie by Musicalanimesimp January 15, 2022
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Roto-Router Red-Eye Morning Wakeup Muffin
A breakfast muffin made with prunes and coffee grounds baked in, for lots and lots of extra fiber and caffeine. Guaranteed to wake you up, give you plenty of extra morning energy - and go through your entire digestive tract like a Vesuvius of wire brushes!
My wife and I had an argument, so she served me a Roto-Router Red-Eye Morning Wakeup Muffin with my breakfast; and, by the time I got to work, I almost had to stick my thumb up in my butthole, to keep from crapping all over myself as I ran to the nearest restroom!
Roto-Router Red-Eye Morning Wakeup Muffin by Kenneth Zevo July 10, 2022
eating the red berries
Eating the red berries is showing somebody that it's safe to do something.
This phrase derived from how a monkey won't eat the red berries unless they see another monkey eat them.
When somebody is being forced to do something and don't want to do it, eating the red berries would be doing the thing for them then telling them it's safe to do.
This phrase derived from how a monkey won't eat the red berries unless they see another monkey eat them.
When somebody is being forced to do something and don't want to do it, eating the red berries would be doing the thing for them then telling them it's safe to do.
Child: No! I don't want to eat asparagus!
Mother: You have to eat them! They are healthy!
Child: They look gross!
Mother: Father, help me out here!
Father: Fine, I guess I'll be eating the red berries.
(Father eats some asparagus)
Father: See? It's healthy. Not the tastiest thing on the planet, but it's tasty enough to eat.
(Child eats some asparagus)
Child: Oh hey, it's not that bad!
Mother: You have to eat them! They are healthy!
Child: They look gross!
Mother: Father, help me out here!
Father: Fine, I guess I'll be eating the red berries.
(Father eats some asparagus)
Father: See? It's healthy. Not the tastiest thing on the planet, but it's tasty enough to eat.
(Child eats some asparagus)
Child: Oh hey, it's not that bad!
eating the red berries by mr_onomatopoeia September 19, 2022
The Ohio Red Ring
The Ohio Red Ring by The first toe December 31, 2022
are my eyes red
Something freshman's say when they're high. Or they're on something that would intoxicate them and make their eyes red. For example DAT ZAZA!!!
(X went to the bathroom for 15 minutes and x comes out)
X: “yo bro are my eyes red”
Y: “nah your good”
X: “yo bro are my eyes red”
Y: “nah your good”
are my eyes red by Hahahahah473 September 19, 2023
Do you listen to Girl in Red?
Well for starters Girl in Red is a Lesbian singer, so when someone asked if you listen to Girl in Red they are asking if you are a wlw (woman who loves women)
Yes I do = Yes she likes girls go get ya girl
No I don’t = Either straight or never heard of her
Yes I do = Yes she likes girls go get ya girl
No I don’t = Either straight or never heard of her
Do you listen to Girl in Red? by Just a hot b!tch ✨💅 June 5, 2021
Drinking red sea
This being the act of performing cunnilingus during a woman's menstruation. So called chewy bits are often in abundance and towards the end of a womans period stringy bits of uterus are often expelled from the vagina. Many men are revolted by drinking red sea yet it is a highly pleasurable practise and particularly nutritious to the licker.
Sandra's periods were so heavy and always lasted a week so I had no other options except drinking red sea.
Drinking red sea by clinton sounds April 13, 2005