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A Red Monkey

When you are engaging in sexual intercourse and your partner is hitting it from behind, your asshole prolapses while your partner slaps your ass aggressively so your ass looks like a baboon’s ass.

If you want to spice it up beat the flaccid penis until it is red and stiff.
A Red Monkey is my favorite way to pass time but my partner tried to spice it up and now my dick hurts
by Khureese Chrowski April 17, 2019
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Red

by Godzilla8000 April 18, 2019
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Red line

Some people & certain personality traits are just a red line. ( my privacy, my loved one, my routine, my life)
Red line if you cross it more than once I’ll get disgusted!
by TheBlueLeo April 18, 2019
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Code red

When your girl or a girl is on her period.
Mike: how you and your girl doing?
Danny: we doing alright but she got a code red right now.
Mike: oh damn do you need a place to hide? you can crash here.
by iamanthonydean March 4, 2019
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red caboose

Eating out a girls ass while she’s on her period.
Did you see Karl? Dude looked like a vampire. Must have given that girl a red caboose.
by All Gay Things March 8, 2019
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Red finned cuckus

A species of large fish found in the lakes of Eastern North America, features include an eel like body with four red fins, large spherical chameleon like eyes, thousands of needle like teeth in front of shark like serated teeth, with expandable snake like jaws and an astute red ballsack hanging from its belly. They grow to sizes from 10 to 25 feet look long, feeding on species of turtle and large fish such as pike, bass, gar, catfish, and sturgeon. They have the ability to change color to blend into their environment, it’s a defense mechanism.
Be careful in these here waters, their are here say tales of the red finned cuckus of legend, attacking those who dare disturb his lake.
by Doctor Nobkok Kent May 23, 2019
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red peter

When a big tiddy goth girl sucks too hard on a males dongle
I woke up to find myself with a red peter.
by TheBlackestOfNibbas June 8, 2019
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