Your Mom

The fattest person alive with the widest pussy known to man.

Person1: My house broke down yesterday.
Person2: Because of "your mom"?

by MDM55 September 20, 2021

mom brown

The darkened skin between a woman’s thighs, usually on mothers.

Hey, have you see Jenny’s mom brown, it’s proper dark.

by DadBrown May 28, 2024

Your mom

unfunny insult used by 8th graders.

person 1: your argument sucks.
person 2: your mom lol

by fredbear fazbear January 2, 2024

Crack head mom

A single mom that’s been single for so long she acts like both the mom and the dad.

My mom yelled at me about changing my oil in my car and twenty minutes later calmly let me know “dinner is ready I hope you have your appetite!” She’s such a crack head mom.

by Shegruwell December 20, 2018

ur mom

ur mom is a fat being /j

ur mom

by jeldens July 4, 2022

ur mom gay

a comeback to any roast so devastating that anyone hit by this should just sudoku right then and there

some niBBa: shut yo pig-faced shit eating mo'fuck
me: ur mom gay
some niBBa:*commits sudoku*

by macotello March 4, 2018

Mom-ala

AHA! AHAHAHAHAHA! I have a better change of actually ending up with Jennifer Lawrence than she does of being president.

Hym "Tip to Mom-ala, stop invoking what they would theoretical do and cite actual statements. I know there are some proposals out regarding federal abortion bans. Cite them. It's better because you know the other side is just going to say 'Well you would theoretically hypothetically do THIS!' At the same time, you're not fucking so I don't care if your child murder privileges get revoked. I shiuld also be allowed to kill kids to negate what someone else has done to me but I don't see you jumping to defend my rights."

by Hym Iam July 4, 2024