Fake friend

A fake friend is a fake ass, two face mfking bitch with no boundaries. That bitch will be so nice to you and act like she is you friend but in reality she's talking shit about u, sharing you tea, and snatching yo edges. So if you got a fake friend do us all a favor and drag that bitch like she's never been dragged before cause ooooh we all hate fake bitches.

Britney is talking cap about me. She's a fake friend. Imma drag her ass.

Fake friend by GucciGang10080 October 18, 2017

Toxic friend 

That one friend who you take to the movies and they pack snacks... so then you’re at the movies and they start eating a snack so you ask for them to pass you one and they say “There were two?” Because they only packed themself your favorite snack. That’s a toxic friend.

Did you bring me a gummy too?

No...

You’re a toxic friend.

Toxic friend by Sianna May 31, 2019

Rent-A Friend

A rent-a friend is a friend you can rent for 1 cent an hour(what a bargin!)

1: Are you going to rent-A friend today??? I hear they are only 1 cent an hour!

2: Woah, didnt think about that! atleast they are cheaper than a prostitute...

1: hahahahaha yeah

Rent-A Friend by somerandomgirl2222222 October 9, 2008

My Best Friend 

Loving, beautiful, silly, vary good vibes, kind, compassionate, anything good that you can say about someone that is my best friend.

She will hug you when you are crying, or slap you in the face when you need it. She is a strong Christian woman who loves the lord, her family, and all her friends.

You will always be my best friend and I love you vary much.
Happy birthday

My Best Friend by Azuku medoria September 23, 2021

close female friend 

Close female friends who share a bed and both of their husbands probably died of “The plage”
Tragic really :(

I heard that Sarah and her close female friend Beth are going to a lake this weekend.

close female friend by Sapphic Oak July 8, 2022

Big Fat Friend

Usually a female friend of your girlfriend. You HAVE to get on with her for the sake of your relationship but she doesn't make it easy! She'll make sarcy comments, Make fun of you and demand to be everywhere that you and your girlfriend go.

Listen to "Big Fat Friend by Stephen Lynch" for more info :P

Guy 1: Oh hey did you end up getting with Rachel last night?

Guy 2: Nah her Big Fat Friend was there the whole night, Wouldn't fucking leave man

Guy 1: That sucks, just bring her a picnic basket next time!

Big Fat Friend by Killleera7x December 23, 2008

Stay Thirsty, My Friend 

The closing line as stated by The Most Interesting Man In The World. He is the man that every other man wants to be, mostly because both sides of his pillow are cool.

Used as the final statement by the winner when two guys are trying to out-do each other.

First guy: "Dude, I made out with that hot chick."
Second guy: "Well, I got to third base with that cheerleader."
First guy: "A beauty queen gave me a hand job."
Second guy: "I banged a super model."
First guy: Stunned silence
Second guy: "Stay thirsty, my friend."

Stay Thirsty, My Friend by m&jsandwich November 28, 2011