brown baby boy

when you take a shit so big that it looks like a young child.

your dog jus left a brown baby boy on my front porch.

by damond August 11, 2004

Retarded Animal Babies

Retarded Animal Babies is a site of newgrounds.com which is very amusing. Sadly, epiodes aren't being made anymore, but if you watch ANY of them (might be good to start at the top and work to the end to get the jokes) its pant-pissing hilarious. Anything these little critters say is quotable material. Everything.

"I swear to christ I'll assrape you with rusty corncob holders!"

by Brocko January 13, 2004

baby momma drama

1.Ruined birthday parties because your baby's momma and new girlfriend can't get along.
2.Never being able to do anything right.
3.Never ending arguing and fighting.
4.Drama

The ongoing baby momma drama at the party ruined it for the adults but the kids didn't seem to even notice.

by N October 7, 2003

Deep fried babies

The art of throwing a new born baby into a fryer until cooked to a crisp,then enjoying the crisp skin and tender organs. ...Enjoy with hot sauce

Justin: I saw a new born baby yesterday who looked like a good frying victim.
Jeska: Mmm deep fried babies..nom nom nom
Justin: With hot sauce?

by Jskaska May 26, 2009

FAX MACHINE BABY!

fax machine baby! (shouted in a Cole Train type voice)words for a method of delivering a message in a slow or humiliating manner to an enemy team. originating in GEARS OF WAR. a term used to describe a total comeback from a near shutout, FTW! before the winning teams supposed victory round begins its said by the losing team "didn't you get the memo?" and the round starts. the losing team comes back and wins the match and shouts "FAX MACHINE BABY!" to humiliate the near victors for letting the losing team stomp them back into their lag infested coffins. also used intentionally to make noobs continue playing for more points.

losing team: "it ain't over yet suxors"
winning team: "OMG shut up it's first to 7, we have 6 (6-0)it's over!"
losing team: "didn't you get the memo?"
winning team: "your idiots!"
(round begins) 7 more times to be exact, and losing team comes back 6-7 FTW
former losing team: "FAX MACHINE BABY!"
new losers: "OMG, F'ING LAG!"
winners: "you just got faxed. Shwow Shwow Shwow!"
losing team cries about everything (mostly lag) then quits and leaves bad feedback.

by MATCHES007 January 3, 2009

Dead Baby Jokes

jokes funny to people who hate children

Mark:what gets smaller and smaller and redder and redder
Randy:what?
Mark: A baby brushing his hair with a potato pealer.

by imgoingtoeatyourbaby June 28, 2005

Have A Baby By Me

An indecent way of proposing marriage to someone.
Asking someone to be connected to you for the rest of your lives. Eventually, you will hate each other because of this.
Coined by 50 Cent.

"Hey girl, I love you. You should have a baby by me."

by dafoeswords November 29, 2009