liquid life

The only name for semen that properly acknowledges its connection to God

Noah: Dear lord, please allow liquid life to flow like the flood buoying this ark or else we are all going extinct

by MouseyMousington July 16, 2024

gacha life

a game that was targeted at kids, but a group of horny pieces of shit decided to pornify it and make "gacha heat" which you should never search up on youtube, trust me, you will want to amputate your eyes after only seeing the thumbnails

horny piece of shit 1: lets make gacha life a porn game
horny piece of shit 2: you are a fucking genius bro

by Xeries July 20, 2024

Never in my natural-born life

Substitute for “never have I ever” (the phrase not the game), “I can’t make this shit up”, something unbelievable for others, a “swear on” yourself without actually swearing and avoiding a jinx or bad juju tether.

Long-winded response to add edge to a story or sentence.

An attention grabbing phrase for some one/thing/situation that is shocking and/or more serious than just an “ever” . More common around idiom users and anybody you picture when hearing “certain folks”

Similar to: “never in a million years”, “on my momma”, “y’all ain’t gunna believe this but I swear…”.

“Y’all, never in my natural-born life could I make this mess up.”

“I swear, never in my natural-born life would I betray you and ours like that”

“I ain’t lying when I tell you, that fight was crazy! They were ruthless! I’ve never in my natural-born life seen two people get after each other like that!”

by NotoriousME July 29, 2024

Your life

Is someone GIVING YOU MONEY to look like Ben Shapiro you piece of shit. You earned nothing. They are GIVING YOU money and DEPRIVING ME of it. And I have more man-hours into it than you do. No BEING MEAN DOES NOT JUSTIFY NOT PAYING ME AND I'M GOING TO RAPE AND MURDER AS MANY KIDS AND WOMEN AS I CAN TO PUNISH THIS.

Hym "You don't deserve your life Brett you deserve to have it taken from you. Manually. And I'm going to make make sure someone has their life taken from them in your stead."

by Hym Iam July 30, 2024

zomby life

an lifestyle of being locked in on your goals, but not boasting it.

a) when tf that lame ass bum signed a deal??

b) oh he a zl (zomby life) ass nigga

by svint August 9, 2024

Sludge Life

Living a Lifestyle that is dirty, unpleasant, or low-quality. In slang, it can also describe a toxic personality or a difficult situation. EG; The Homeless Lifestyle is an offensive term, many prefer the term "Sludge Life". A term coined by the late Death Rapper known as Richard Gein.

Richard Gein was all about that Sludge Life, he used to live in his car with all his clothes in the trunk during much of his life as well as served many years in prison.

by MurderKing August 13, 2024

life is novel

Positive response based on the mishearing of the lyric "Life is a Novel" in the Ensemble Stars!! song Shukufuku no Library (lit. "Library of Blessings") by Valkyrie. The use first arose from certain internet users not realising the phrase featured an article and thus assuming the phrase featured a play on words, with the word "novel" being able to play both the role of a noun (in the sense of book) and that of an adjective (in the sense of new). It is usually preceeded by the word "godbless" (mirroring the song, where the single word is sung before the phrase in question), but is suitable for any kind of conversation.

A: "godbless"
B: "life is novel, just like the hit song shukufuku no library by valkyrie ensemble stars"

P: "WEVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT GAY SEX FOR 2HOURS AND 28 MINUTES"
D: "life is novel"

by knightsuwuta August 16, 2024