The Palm of Dan

The hand that you use to spank the ass of your dog when you're taking it from behind.

My dog tried to pull away last night so I used the Palm of Dan to keep him still until I finished.

by T-Rail April 2, 2007

chaloopa-palooza

code name for a bar crawl when you don't want certain people around you to know about it

Steve:Hey John you wanna go out for a chaloopa-palooza sunday?
John:Ya sure
(person you don't want to know):You guys are going out for Mexican food?
Steve:Yep

by Chaloopa May 8, 2007

pekker palsey

a slang term used to describe impatiency

"I wouldn't do that if I were you. What, are you trying to get pekker palsey?"

Val: "Did you get laid by that guy at the bar last night?"
Abby:"Not by him he had pekker palsey, so I went upstairs and fucked his best friend"

by Lizzle Pizzle January 10, 2008

golf palsy

Condition that occurs while golfing, that may last an indeterminate amount of time, and causes uncontrollable body movements, and results in a bad swing and high score.

I had a good round going until I contracted golf palsy on hole 12... luckily it only lasted one hole.

by Kevin Dean April 28, 2008

Royal Palace Close

A street in Studlands Park, Newmarket, England, United Kingdom, Europe, Eurasia, Earth, Solar System, Milky Way, The Universe, The Multiverse,in which everyone has tea and crumpets and sits by the fireplace speaking with posh accents all day.

"I heard there is a new couple moving in on Royal Palace Close with us."
"Wot, wot old chap?"
"I said there is a new coup-"
"I heard, I heard. Pass the crumpets."
"By George I think he's got it!"

by A. Nani Mouse February 19, 2009

l'pallet

An alternate word for cool. A very popular word used around Australia and New Zealand. Started when a pallet of soft french cheeses fell off the back of a truck and was stolen by passer-bys.

"Man, this new Will Smith song is so l'pallet"
"This shit is l'pallets. P-A-L-L-E-T-S."

by -benji- April 3, 2009

Beer Palm

The rash-like sensation felt in the palm of the hand after unscrewing many twist-off beer caps. Most sorely felt in conjunction with the hangover that inevitably accompanies a beer palm.

"Man, I just high fived Jeffery. He's a nice guy but my beer palm is stinging like a son of a bitch."

"Christ work was shit today. I swear I can't tell if I'm getting RSI or if it's just beer palm from last night."

by Starmanisjr July 21, 2009