Red Chained

When the speed of your driving is exactly the amount it takes to reach every traffic light just as it turns red, you're getting red chained.
Boss: Damn it Johnson! Why are you late for the third time this week?
Johnson: Sorry boss I was getting red chained like crazy!
by BombTheTom October 16, 2015
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Red Chained

When the speed of your driving is exactly the amount it takes to reach every traffic light just as it turns red, you're getting red chained.
Boss: Damn it Johnson! Why are you late for the third time this week?
Johnson: Sorry boss I was getting red chained like crazy!
by BombTheTom October 16, 2015
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Red Chained

When the speed of your driving is exactly the amount it takes to reach every traffic light just as it turns red, you're getting red chained.
Boss: Damn it Johnson! Why are you late for the third time this week?
Johnson: Sorry boss I was getting red chained like crazy!
by BombTheTom October 16, 2015
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Red Chained

When the speed of your driving is exactly the amount it takes to reach every traffic light just as it turns red, you're getting red chained.
Boss: Damn it Johnson! Why are you late for the third time this week?
Johnson: Sorry boss I was getting red chained like crazy!
by BombTheTom October 16, 2015
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red Barry

A red Barry is when a man’s penis has been scraped by teeth during oral sex. The penis becomes red as the man writhes in agony.
It was going so well and I was close to bussing until that bitch Tina gave me a red Barry. *slowly loping back to desk*
by friskyranchhand October 21, 2023
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Read the red words

A phrase coined by TikTok celeb Jen Hamilton. It refers to the red words in the New Testament of the Bible, which are words that Jesus himself said.
You need to read the red words, you MAGA scum
by Jadyn_Sage June 15, 2025
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