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fumemba cheese 

Girl1: wow that guy really chewed cheese last night.
Girl2: you mean he ate your fumemba cheese
fumemba cheese by davethestick April 11, 2016

squirrely cheese 

When u don't wash your ass for three weeks and this cheese like substance comes out and your sexual partner licks it out
My girlfriend licked my squirrely cheese until she threwup
squirrely cheese by Smelly Bon bons September 3, 2016

Cream Cheese Bagel 

The action of performing analingus shortly after ejaculating in one's gaping butthole
Fred: "I could really go for a Cream Cheese Bagel right now"

Roger: "I can't help you, Fred"

Dick cheese 

Dick cheese: an insulting name to shout at an unsuspecting stranger in public
Ex: "Hey you, yeah you! The dick cheese with the hat! Yeah, fuck you!"

Dick cheese 

Dick cheese: an insulting name to shout at an unsuspecting stranger in public
Ex: "Hey you, yeah you! The dick cheese with the hat! Yeah, fuck you!"

Kuhn cheese 

The cheese in which comes from the vagina crack of a dickhead. It is spread on toast every year in celebration of I'm a dickhead honour day.
Hey bro, I can tell that under all those layers of f**kwitness you have a thick layer of Kuhn cheese..
Kuhn cheese by Pickle2403 August 19, 2016