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pedophile

someone with a million subscribers who records themselves playing minecraft.
Guy 1: my uncle is a pedophile
Guy 2: I'm sorry WHAT
Guy 1: he plays minecraft
Guy 2: ohhh okay
by Tuuner June 29, 2023
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pedophile

a adult who should be in jail because they couldn’t keep they’re woohoos in at the water park
yeah he was a pedophile. Fucking everyone’s children
by Audrey’s sie July 3, 2023
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Pedophile

A disgusting person (which is even worse when they commit sexual crimes against minors) who is sexually attracted to prepubescent children.
Person 1: Hey did you hear? Mike turned out to be a pedophile!

Person 2: Ew fucking disgusting. Wish I was NEVER his friend.
by NahREAL July 18, 2023
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Pedophile

Mr Hanks is a pedophile
by VolatileDoor6 July 30, 2023
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Fedophile

When dudes show up in Watertown WI in black shirts, masks, matching khaki pants, black flags with swastikas, and chant "Blood blood blood!" "US or the PEDOPHILES!" "NO PEDOS ON OUR STREETS!" it's clear that they're EITHER federal agents tasked with Harvesting the Hate, and letting a thousand Anti-Pedo flowers bloom, OR organic and sincere community-based activists, who just happen to find public discussion of pedophilia exciting.
Calling them #Fedophiles is annoying either way.
If they're FEDS, they're annoyed at being exposed as such.
If they're grassroots activists, they're annoyed at being described as government toys, NPC's.
When the #Fedophiles showed up in Watertown, WI, the witty response would have been to counter-chat at them:
#FEDOPHILES!
Blood blood blood?

More like ERECTION ERECTION ERECTION!

Harvest the Hate!
Harvest the Hate!
Hatin' on PEDOS makes the COUNT-TREE GREAT!

. . . this done in a heavily ironic, heartily affectionate tone, to reflect the understanding that the first step in coming out as a boy-lover, is processing the internal pedo-phobia by doing a lot of external #pedotoileting.
by Didaskalos July 30, 2023
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FEDOPHILE

that Fedophile is talking inappropriately with 15-year-old Girls!!
by DSDATURA August 15, 2023
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Edophile

A pedophile who begins grooming a child during their teen years and waits till their 18th birthday before the statutory rape can begin.
Edwin is such an edophile, he even legally adopted one of them can you believe how sick that is.
by Qesdhwjeb August 21, 2023
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