Shiggity Whack 

A term used for something that is messed up or fubar.

1. Wow that girls face is shiggity whack!
2. Dude, your new car is shiggity whack.
3. I went to Stephen's house and his room was shiggity whack. It totally smelled like rotten ass.

Shiggity Whack by TorWheeler September 26, 2009

Shroom whack 

V. To slap or whack a person in the face with your penis. Normally leaves a mark, also known as a mushroom tattoo. Sometimes done during a blow job if it is a bad one, as to punish the person for doing a bad job.

EX1: Dude i was walking down the street when some guy yelled "SHROOM WHACK" and then i got slapped with his cock!
EX2:Bob- Dude I shroom whacked her so hard last night, it left a mark.
Jim- big deal, i shroom whack my lady every night.
Also see cock slap

Shroom whack by Shroom whacker April 3, 2010

shout me a whack 

when someone says “shout me a whack” it means to buy them 420, and if you don’t know what 420 is 420 is a code for marijuana/ganja/cannabis

boy: wsp bro
boy 2: yo bro you should shout me a whack
boy: rightio meet me at my place

shout me a whack by mcdonaldse May 9, 2022

piggy penis whack 

to hold a girls nose up like a pig then cum in her nose and fill it with ejaculation then whack her in the face 3 times and hold a pillow over her face and make her oink.

herby: " yo i fucked a fat chick last night!"
albert:" did you piggy penis whack her?!"
Herby:"yeah i said bitch oink or die!!!"

piggy penis whack by SAG & SMG July 24, 2006

smack daddy whack

The whack you get from a smack daddy.

"Hey, smack daddy, gimme some whack!"

"I got it right here!"

"Blessed be! It's the smack daddy whack!"

smack daddy whack by OystersR April 19, 2007

Paddy whack the knick knack 

A slang term defining female masturbation.

Jill prefers to paddy whack the knick knack any day over using a vibrator.

Paddy whack the knick knack by Mahogany Ride September 5, 2007

Danza Whack 

When a man slaps a woman with his penis. Named after the great Tony Danza. This moves is also known as the Dana Slap or more simply the Danza. A woman's version of this maneuver is referred to as a Somers Slap.

After dodging that bitches Somers Slap attack, I Danza Whacked her out cold before she could get me back with those beef drapes.

Danza Whack by Evil DDR November 1, 2007