Wester

the act of giving someone a desecrate hand job while in the company of a large group, and to regret it later.

Kristina gave Jeff a wester at her sleepover last Friday

by vpdotcom February 7, 2010

Western Countries

Commonly refers to a set of countries that are pro-dominantly white (although blacks and other ethnicities have equal rights in these countries), rich and democratic. These countries have high standards of living and education, human rights, enough to eat, and so on.

These countries are also very attractive to those who live in the Third or Second World thanks to their prosperous economies and their opportunities, so most Western Countries tend to have strong immigration laws thanks to its magnetism. Most are also-English speaking.

Most Western Countries also posess a powerful military that is capable of protecting their borders from unwanted attacks, and all are allied with eachother in some form of another.

Countries that are considered "western countries" include:

United States of America
Canada
Australia
United Kingdom
France
Germany
Spain
New Zealand
Most other European Union countries

If you were born and live in any of the Western Countries, consider yourself lucky and never take your country for granted. Support the troops that defend your nation, and if you don't like it, get out, and go live in Africa or South America a while and then see if you're still bitching.

:)

by blowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwjob August 5, 2009

weezer

somebody who has smoked a tad to much throughout their lifetime

*cough* *wheeze* gah! im just a burnt out old weezer.
ok, so i just made that up, fuck you

by hash is brown November 13, 2003

Western Yamaka

A cowboy hat that is too small for the head. It sits on the back of the head usually where a Yamaka, or Yarmulke, is traditionally worn. It can be worn by Jewish Cowboys, but the chance of seeing one with a Western Yamaka, is a rare delicacy.

Cole: Yo! Look at that scrub with that tiny ass cowboy hat! He looks like a bitch.

Frank: Are you kidding me? He is the shit! He's wearing a Western Yamaka!

by b-russell40 December 3, 2009

Western Crapped-On

The process of being outcast from WMU's internet service. One must obtain at least 5 Bradford Network pop-up windows in 10 minutes to be considered fully Western Crapped-On. The only known way to gain access back is by restarting one's computer indefinitely for the rest of the night.

I was going to e-mail my paper, but after being Western Crapped-On, all hope was lost.

by Codester09 January 11, 2010

wenter

To join a contest at hand, in which you know that in fact you will win.

"Watch me wenter the shit outta this contest"

by Mike Emvee August 25, 2011

The Western Scowl

When a white woman is visiting Southeast Asia and she doesn’t get the attention she wants because of how many smoking hot Thai girls are walking around that will sell themselves for $2 an hour. She then feels threatened and puts on a mean grimace, or a Western Scowl, because she isn’t getting the attention she craved for being a white woman in Asia.

Jennie was walking around Bangkok looking like her dog died because the guys only cared about the hookers at Soi Cowboy. She had a total The Western Scowl on her face

by Ty Does Moose Stuff March 11, 2020