wife: Honey, I'm cold; turn up the heat.
husband: Babe, we don't need no heat I'll just give you an Alaskian leg warmer.
husband: Babe, we don't need no heat I'll just give you an Alaskian leg warmer.
by shitter your friend August 11, 2009
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cold winter nights when the blanket falls off the bed.
cold winter nights when the blanket falls off the bed.
by Val Cruz June 20, 2007
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by Uncle Helmet May 30, 2006
Get the slid down the bannister and warm my tea up mug.The act of a man eating out a chick while she deficates on his neck. This producing an African Neck Warmer.
Larry: "Sally sit on my face so I can eat you out."
Sally "ahhhhhh yea"
Larry While mouwing down on Sally's pie "Shit on my neck bitch!!
Sally "Oh you want an African Neck Warmer
Sally "ahhhhhh yea"
Larry While mouwing down on Sally's pie "Shit on my neck bitch!!
Sally "Oh you want an African Neck Warmer
by Metal Mulisha April 12, 2010
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Twas the night before Christmas,
So cold 'neath the sheets,
A warming fart flowed,
From my butt to me feets.
So cold 'neath the sheets,
A warming fart flowed,
From my butt to me feets.
by Brjtlc June 18, 2010
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Definition 1:
A hot girl who appears under age 18
Definition 2:
When the pussy is less than average quality. Or, pussy is just OK, but not great.
Definition 1:
A hot girl who appears under age 18
Definition 2:
When the pussy is less than average quality. Or, pussy is just OK, but not great.
Peter: Hey Richard, Look!!! Luke warms!!
Richard: Yea bro, I like me some fresh Luke Sky Walkers right about now.
OR:
Dude that old bitch had Luke Warm guts. I had to sneak out when she was on the shitter.
Richard: Yea bro, I like me some fresh Luke Sky Walkers right about now.
OR:
Dude that old bitch had Luke Warm guts. I had to sneak out when she was on the shitter.
by ZuntleCapacitorWavelength September 22, 2013
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Example1
Dude 1- What happen between you and Brenda, not talking anymore?
Dude 2- Naw, she's not really my type but she can always be a bench-warmer
Example2
Dude 1- Man im in desperate need of some ass tonight
Dude 2- Better call some of your bench-warmers
Dude 1- What happen between you and Brenda, not talking anymore?
Dude 2- Naw, she's not really my type but she can always be a bench-warmer
Example2
Dude 1- Man im in desperate need of some ass tonight
Dude 2- Better call some of your bench-warmers
by Killa N Mizzo July 18, 2011
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