Wardy

A person who lives inside your "Ward" boundaries, and/or attends the same "Ward" as you.

A reference to people who belong to the Mormon church. Each "Ward" is an appendage of what is called a Stake.

MOM: "John, why don't you ask out Sharon, she's a nice girl?"
JOHN: "Mom, I can't date her. She's a wardy."

by chellebelle26 June 22, 2009

Wardrobing

The act of keeping a girl restrained in one's wardobe or similarly out of sight area to friends for use as a sexual plaything against said girl's will.

"What happened to Sophie?"
"Last time I saw her, she was making out with Martyn"
"Maybe he wardobed her her!"
"That would explain why he wouldn't let me see into his closet..."
"Haha he's wardrobing her... sick bastard"

by wingsulli February 22, 2010

wardening

The act of getting blasted in the 60's while doing some dumbass shit, such as making stupid gestures with the hand and face.

Remember when you guys threw pickles at my face because i was wardening.

by kevin warden April 22, 2006

wards dinner table

dont eat there!!!!!!!!!!
mrs ward farts!!!!!!

o crap....the wards dinner table...mrs ward will fart on us

by agc homie May 5, 2003

Coming out of The Wardrobe

The act of declaring one's adoration for the works of CS Lewis, the Narnia trilogy

George: "Check out Condi, she's rocking an Aslan T-shirt"
Barry: "I guess she's 'coming out of the wardrobe', at last"
George: "Condi, that's some fucked up subversive bigoted shit shit. Take that shit off"

by M1LRTYM ! November 29, 2010

Wardeller

Someone who farts in bed and excuses them selves after.

"He's such a wardeller.."

"He wardelled last night in bed...."

by FewPhew April 30, 2009

wardom

In EVE Online, wardom is how you feel after receiving a declaration of war from another corporation while waiting for something to finally happen.

QBBAA Corp sent us a declaration of war, and now we are just waiting for them to finally show up; we will die of wardom before that ever happens.

by Staphire January 7, 2015