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Cock Wagging 

Cock Wagging (noun):
An ancient and totally unnecessary ritual where Homo Arroganticus feels compelled to flaunt their perceived superiority, achievements, or Instagram followers. Practiced by both men and women alike, it usually involves subtle tactics like flexing in a reflective surface, name-dropping, or loudly explaining Bitcoin to people who didn’t ask.

Side effects may include:
Eye rolling in nearby humans
Spontaneous allergic reactions to humility
And the mysterious vanishing of friends mid-conversation
Alex: “So I told Elon I’d only invest if I got equity and a Tesla Plaid…”
Jamie: “Dude. Stop cock wagging. We’re at a baby shower.”

ryuu ga waga teki wo kurau 

That shit Hanzo's saying when he ults
(Most of the times ending with him getting Play Of The Game)
Hanzo:Ryuu ga waga teki wo kurau
Enemy Team: What was tha- OH MY GOD I'M DYING!

Rotten ass wagg 

When Matt Wagg takes a shit in Metro and it fucking smells like absolute shit
Matt took a shit and smells like a rotten ass wagg
Rotten ass wagg by Asswagg August 5, 2017

ryuu ga waga teki wo kurau 

This is a famous quote of Hanzo you can hear in Blizzard games like Overwatch and Heroes of the storm.
It literally means: "Dragon, consume my enemies!". In Japanese: 竜が我が敵を食らう

Overwatch explanation:
This is the last words you will probably hear from the angry enemy asian with bow before dead, if you will not run quickly from his sight. Sometimes it is impossible to guess what area will be under this effect, because it can go through walls. It works the most efficient way in combinations with control effects, for example, Zarya ultimate.
Important thing: if enemy Hanzo uses ultimate, you hear Japanese version of this quote. Otherwise, if is used by ally, you hear english version, so it is unnesessary to try to avoid it.

Heroes of the storm explanation:
In heroes of the storm it works the same way, but it is much less dangerous and deals much less damage. Usually, other ult, "dragon's arrow", is considered to be more suitable and it can be used for escape, stun, finishing, interrupting, etc. On the other hand, this ult can be combined with powerfull stuns, for example, E.T.C. mosh ultimate. Also, this ult is one of the best area control ultimates.
Nice thing: you can easily eliminate Abathur with this ult, if he won't wake up in time and get out of it's effect's area.
- FIRE AT WILL
-RYUU GA WAGA TEKI WO KURAU
elimination
elimination
elimination
elimination
elimination
elimination
...
- PLAY OF THE GAME: bastion

Swaggin n Waggin

Im Swaggin n Waggin down the streets of Chicago
Swaggin n Waggin by anonymous June 30, 2024

Wiggle my waggle

To have someone fondle with your groin area
Boy 1: Hey man you suck!
Boy 2: Oh, Wiggle my waggle.
Wiggle my waggle by Wolfning April 11, 2026