pee pee whacked

verb. To get belittled, or get your balls busted by your boss for saying something illogical or not being productive while in a meeting with your colleages.
Doug: (Says something illogical)

Mike: Hold on a minute there Doug, I'm going to whack your pee pee on this.

Afterwords
Colleages: Man you really got your pee pee whacked.

Doug: I know, it's worse than being Becca'd (Definition 1). I'm going to have to go and get some Nan (Definition 7) tonight. Hopefully I don't end up with an Eric (Definition 20).
by Cougar Magnet June 19, 2009
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Wal-Mart whack

A powerful punch executed during fights at Wal-Mart during the holiday shopping season, usually in a battle over the last $69 TV, $199 laptop, or other gift item. The frequency of Wal-Mart whacks reaches its pinnacle on Black Friday, as well as Christmas Eve.
Christmas Shopper 1: "Man, that guy got knocked out cold"

Christmas Shopper 2: "Yeah, he got a pretty good Wal-Mart whack right to the jaw. He's not getting that laptop now!"
by Tmanc December 05, 2010
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Whack Up Plan

When you and the boys go out to pick up girls and everyone strikes out, then have to go to a whack shack so the evening isn't a total loss.
We went out for Adam's Birthday and the chicks were hatin', despite our persuasion and charm...so we had to activate the whack up plan.
by Mediumdave22 June 24, 2011
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whack one off

Slang; To pleasure ones penis until it shoots its creamy load.
Excuse me love, i am just off to whack one off...
by commissio September 28, 2015
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Whack a Mole Doozy

When you send your friend on a wild goose chase to find that sweet nectar
Whack a Mole Doozy: Oh last night we whack a moled Ciaran a fucking Dooooozy!!
by The Hispanic Hand Grendade November 18, 2018
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whack-ass shit

The act or state of being generally unacceptable or undesireable.
damn that burrito was some whack-ass shit
by Mr. Saturn May 14, 2004
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Liberal Whack-Job

One who aligns themself with the left of center or left wing party, democrat or socialist. Distortion of history, politics, and social issues is usual. They enjoy smoking pot, looking at flowers, singing Kum-By-ya, and holding hands. They can usualy be found protesting everything under the sun and feel that they deserve handouts and have a right to a job, other peoples money, and emot whatever they feel without consequences.
All the Democrats, socialists, environmental extreamists, anti-war nut jobs, Cindy Sheehan, Michael Moore, Al Frankin, and all the likes of Air America.
These are all Liberal Whack-Job types.
by Mike3452 October 17, 2006
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