vancouver island marmot

marmotvery andangered, cute, fuzzy,

by You could probably guess May 31, 2003

Vancouver Deuce

The act of placing one's nose againts a male ass and having him fart in your face while jerking him off.

She knelt behind him, stroked his cock and patiently awaited her Vancouver Deuce.

by Gus O'Neil July 16, 2008

Vancouver Canucks

A shitty/pussy hockey team based in Vancouver with the most dumbass fans who get excited af after winning one series after 9 years. Also, got their ass kicked by the Big Bad Boston Bruins in the 2011 Finals after taking cheapshots at Bergeron (one of the most respected players in the NHL) and then complaining like bitches when the Bruins kicked their ass later in the series. Vancouver fans are very obnoxious and almost as delusional as Leafs fans if that is even possible. For example, after getting outscored 23-8 against Boston in 2011 and being blown out 4 times during the series (only went to game 7 cuz they won 3 games by 1 goal every time and Luongo saved their ass) , they somehow still manage to try and justify how they should have won the series. Not only this, but their dumbass fans burned down their city after getting smoked 4-0 in Game 7 of the final.

Fred: Hey how come the Bruins are kicking the Vancouver Canucks' ass so badly, both on the score board and physically.

Mark: Oh, that's just because the Vancouver Canucks thought they were gonna intimidate the Bruins in Games 1 and 2 by attacking Bergeron and taking pussy cheapshots including giving Nathan Horton a concussion. That's why the Bruins are kicking their ass now.

Fred: Ohhh now that makes sense.

Mark: Yea don't worry about Canucks fans. They'll find a way to paint the Bruins as the bad guy without giving their pussy team any responsibility for taking cheapshots.

by DementiaBiden2020202020202020 September 9, 2020

vancleave

total bumbling idiot

Yo, vancleave is a friggin idiot.

by romulus April 18, 2003

V1nce

Someone who has perfect comedic timing but has no social skills. These type of people usually have a god complex. It is recommended that you don't get into an argument with one, it almost always ends up with the "V1nce" winning

You're being such a v1nce, you fucking nob head

by Biscuits Meow April 20, 2022

vanced

Vanced, also known as "YouTube Vanced" is a custom YouTube application for Android devices which contains zero ads, it removes all kinds of advertisements from YouTube for completely free, without the user having to purchase YouTube Premium, Vanced does it for free! It comes with SponsorBlock, which removes all kinds of annoying parts (paid promotions, self promotions, intros, outros, like/subscribe reminders, and a lot more), it does a great job, and it's 100% safe to use! It's advanced, but without "ad"!

Person 1: Bruh I got double unskippable ads yesterday on YouTube :( I'm heavily thinking about buying premium but I can't really afford it tbh :(
Person 2: Bro, just download YouTube vanced, it does the job for free!
Person 1: Really? Thanks bro!

Person 2: No problem bro!

by thesmartkid420 August 26, 2021

Vancleave

town in mississippi that is really small and full of hillbillies and bigots, also full of people who peaked in high school and will get a weed addiction and never do anything good ever again

wow I hate Vancleave it's so bad and stupid and small

by LovelyAlien15 July 4, 2020