Ⓥalentine’s Day

When only vaccinated couples or lovers are allowed to dine at restaurants on singles’ “most dreaded day of the year” if they show proof of inoculation at the entrance, or had previously emailed a copy of their certificate of vaccination while making a booking.

On this Ⓥalentine’s Day, guesstimate how many unvaccinated couples worldwide were turned away because they posed a health hazard to both restaurant owners and staff and the diners.

by MathPlus February 14, 2021

Valentines day

the worst fucking day ever to ditch your girlfriend and break up with her

him:i've got lunch with the fam and no u can't come
her:....ok but i have to be home by 3
(he leaves at 12:45)
him:(2 hrs later)oh we're just getting to the resturaunt now there was a set back.
(she gets upset and he breaks up with her)
him: if you think that i will deny my family to lunch with me on valentines day then you're wrong

by once his</3 February 16, 2009

Jill Valentine

appears in re1, re3, and the game that never happened re5.

also used as an adjective to describe when someone has been stripped down of all awesomeness and dignity, leaving them as a half made remnant of who they were before.

re1 and re3:

awesome just too awesome.

re5:

gamer 1: sweet re5, lets play!
gamer 2: yeah!
gamer 3: yay!

*"Jill Valentine" appears on screen.*

gamer 1: wth happened to her?!
gamer 2: Thats not Jill.. IMPOSTOR!! Take off your mask!!
gamer 3:*runs off crying*

seriously WTH!...and dont get me started on Chris....

by oldschoolgamergirl August 16, 2010

[Valentine's Day]

The day when couples get laid and singles get drunk/angry at the world and their creator for not letting them find true love.

Boyfriend: Happy Valentine's Day, honey! I bought you edible underwear!
Girlfriend: Oooh. Thanks.

by FireIsHotOuch January 20, 2009

Valentines-less-ness

A term used to describe not having a valentine on Valentine's Day. Often leads to depression and sleep deprivation. Many people are subject to Valentines-less-ness because they are the "Just friends" kind of person.

Jack: You got a Valentine, too??
Patrick: yep..
Jack: Shit, I'm depressed..
Patrick: Dude, your valentines-less-ness is bumming me out.

by Alex J. Burton February 14, 2010

valentines rape

when one person forces another to be their valentine

i think that would be classified as valentines rape

by banterful February 27, 2011

Saint Valentine

Mysterious; not known by many; having many misconceptions.

"Whoa, Saint Valentine. I thought I knew, but I never thought that he'd be like that."

by Saint Valentine September 11, 2005