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Jism Unicorn

Hairstyle, mostly on men. Related to the mall claw, but on a male. The front of the hairline is pointed up in a unicornian style. The overuse of hair product adds to to the jismy quality.
Bill spends hours on his jism unicorn, but it looks ridiculous on him...
by Capturedbyrobots January 6, 2012
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Societal Unicorn

A person who is normal person that surprisingly hasn't done anything. No drinking, drugs, boyfriend, sex, or even in some circumstances, kiss.
Dude, that girl is such a societal unicorn- she's 18 and never had a boyfriend!
by UNI1234 June 29, 2012
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highway unicorn

a codeword for "Esther Curtis". the 1800's prostitute was a lioness that devoured her young, so when someone calls you a highway unicorn you should take that as a compliment because you are an Esther Curtis.
e.g highway unicorn is good at that
i like highway unicorn
HIGHWAY UNICORN PLAY WITH ME
by SMS (BANGERZ) September 11, 2013
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Bargoed Unicorn

A Welsh mythological creature similar to a magpie. It has a singular horn like claw, which it uses to steal the eyeballs of unaware passersby; which it then uses for sustenance.
Watch out! That's a Bargoed Unicorn, they steal eyeballs!
by WelshCyclops February 27, 2016
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Swamp Unicorn

A large, sweaty, over aggressive chick that flirts with the bisexual line in an uncomfortable manner that makes heterosexual females uncomfortable.
The swamp unicorn would not leave my new gf. Alone

That swamp unicorn just asked Michelle out to dinner.
by Doxa3 May 11, 2018
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Emo Unicorn

Anyone who can talk about depressing topics with a happy-go-lucky disposition
Their are nice to hang around as they can and will make you feel great on a bad day;
Often dresses like a goth, but not always
Usually artsy
Has one really weird quirk which is their source of their optimistic nihilistic view on life
by Aia Laau November 2, 2018
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Sistema Único de Saúde

The largest nondiscriminatory government-run public health care system in the world, set and based in Brazil.
When the imposter is Sistema Único de Saúde 😳
by Hssbshehehwsgeygshegsh March 22, 2021
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