Take you up through there

1: Having sexual orientation of giving extreme pleasure

2: A clear indication of a SEVERE ASS WHOOPING is in the near future

1: girl stop talking to me like I’m one of the lame ass nig*@s you been fuQ’N with… I’LL REALLY TAKE YOU UP THROUGH THERE! (see: Lame ass nigg@s)

2:Son if you go to school and act an ass and I get a phone call at my job… IMA TAKE YO ASS UP THROUGH THERE WHEN I SEE ! (see: act a ass or cut a fool)

by Galehart Popwell March 24, 2023

Breast-taken

Similar to "breath-taken" when a womens large boobs are distracting enough to cause the user to forget or lose track of their doings.

Holy shit dude i have no clue want Avery just said i was so breast-taken.

by TyCap April 13, 2011

Google take the wheel

When a group of people use Google to resolve any debate or argument without checking any other source of information, thereby recognizing Google and it's divine power as the greatest source of information in existence, they let Google take the wheel. Based off of the popular Carrie Underwood song "Jesus take the wheel".

My wife - "We should have turned at that last red light".
Me- "No, we won't turn again until we get to Florida".
My wife- "I'm positive you should have turned at the last red light".
Me- "That's fine . Why don't you get online and enter the address. We will let Google take the wheel and see where we end up turning".
My wife - "You were right, I was wrong. "

by stone definition August 5, 2014

Stoners takeout

When you take a downstem full of weed stick it up a girls vagina, light it, then take it out and suck the smoke out of her pussy while eating her out

Yo dude I got some amazing Stoners takeout last night! Got high while eating pussy!

by Mschoksondik December 8, 2015

kevin takeover

Kevin is Jawn from the band Waterparks dog, and a lot of the Waterparks fanbase decided to set their profile picture to the same image and set their Display Names (DN's) to 'kevin'. This was known as the Kevin Takeover. The fans who participated in using the hashtag 'KevinNationArmy' did this so that other Kevins could see their tweets. This started off as unproblematic but the 'big parxies' decided to hate on them for it and cancel the kevins.

R.I.P kevin takeover.

big parxie: "This is really problematic. You're giving people anxiety and it's really annoying and childish."
kevin #1: "It's literally a dog."
kevin #2,3,4,5.. etc: "kevin."

or

twitter user 1: "whos kevin?"
kevin cult: "kevin"
twitter user 2: "it's Jawn's dog. people are using the profile picture and dn to have fun but the big parxies have a problem with that."

or

twitter user: "whats kevin takeover?"
a kevin trying to recruit new kevins: "we are going to try and take over stan twitter by using the hashtag '#KevinNationArmy'. Join us, we have cookies."

by kevin #27 May 20, 2020

Safe Take

Similarly defined to a hot take, but it isn't anywhere near as daring or bold. This type of opinion is either already a popular one among the majority of people, or it makes the person expressing the opinion not wrong regardless of the outcome.

Safe Take: "I think Team A will win, but I wouldn't be surprised if Team B does."

Safe Take #2: "The Lakers are going to destroy the Timberwolves."

by TheCheddarMan July 28, 2020

scorching take

A huge hot take

Kyle: Yo Selena Gomez low key looks like Margot Robbie
James: What a scorching take!!!

by thehandsomechild August 23, 2021