ElDorado is a small suburb of Wichita, KS. It is most well known for a rare tree lying within the towns city limits.
El Pupper Fuckerous Arbortiti is the last of its own kind. Loosely related to the Cottonwoods of North America, El Pupper is unique in that it’s ability to monogamously reproduce has been proven defunct by genetic makeup.
El Puppers expected remaining life is not easily predictable. We do know that it will never fuck around on you. It will always be at the selected meeting place, and that it will never give you any shit. These few facts about the tree lets us know that the specimen leaned more toward the male spectrum of the botanical informuscuous.
El Pupper Fuckerous Arbortiti is the last of its own kind. Loosely related to the Cottonwoods of North America, El Pupper is unique in that it’s ability to monogamously reproduce has been proven defunct by genetic makeup.
El Puppers expected remaining life is not easily predictable. We do know that it will never fuck around on you. It will always be at the selected meeting place, and that it will never give you any shit. These few facts about the tree lets us know that the specimen leaned more toward the male spectrum of the botanical informuscuous.
by Eldobotano September 23, 2018
by Brokenheart0116 December 01, 2017
The medical marijuana vapor tanks. This term was by someone pointing out to me that weed it called trees, therefore those are tanks of tree sap.
by bolzd33p69 December 02, 2018
A child that is thrown into the ground and grows for 3 to 2 years and then Digs its self out of the dirt and becomes a superhero in a comicLaser cannon
They can also fly and go invisible for that special time in the bed
They can also fly and go invisible for that special time in the bed
by The cowardly lion1 May 12, 2020
This type of tree appears in the childrens poem 'The Owl and the Pussy Cat' by Edward Lear. They're shaped like a marshmellow stick and vary in height. They create a fantasy land in which the two characters marry.
by Heidy B May 13, 2006
a store where you can splurge on cheap crap mostly imported from cheap-labor countries such as China and from the continent of Asia.they sell merchandise that could actually be cheaper than the price of one dollar...but just to be cool they mark everything as one dollar. they are proud that EVERything is a dollar....except now they are offering 5-10 dollar items in the back of the store. some of the dollar tree's items come from BIGGER BRAND NAME STores that can't sell the cheap crap...so they send it to dollar tree...thats why i don't buy food there.
i love dollar tree! i can buy all kinds of stuff that i don't necessarily need. spending my hard earned moneys on things that mean nothing to me, makes my day!
by Lindsey miggysnewbestie February 05, 2008
You're being a birch tree right now.
by Anonymous Dumbo Octopus September 02, 2020