2am Towel Grab

When it's 2am and you just finished jerking off but you ran out of tissues so you search for the nearest towel in your room
Yeah man it was a 2am towel grab. I forgot to bring tissues with me.
by wutfuckery January 17, 2020
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Towel Time

To have sex on a towel because she is on her period
Hey sexy, I know you're on your period but that's why it's called towel time
by frenkie December 07, 2024
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embracing-towel

A large clean towel that you carry with you while strolling the beach, and then drape around the shoulders of any cute chicks whom you meet prior to giving them a hug, so that you don't hafta endure any disgusting yucky-sticky skin-to-skin contact with sweaty/oily arms, necks, chests, backs, and shoulders during said embraces.
I find that bathing beauties are much more willing to give me a hug when I bring along an embracing-towel; I even occasionally receive a warm-hearted compliment from da chick for my being "such a perfect gentleman" to think considerately of her like that.
by QuacksO December 02, 2018
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flangeeta towel

just one of many expressions used to describe a tampon. Originates from the word flange that refers to a less than appealing vagina.
Anyone got a spare flangeeta towel? I got the painters in...
by c0za April 08, 2005
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towel tea

a sex position, where the man hangs the girl by a towel from the ceiling and puts tea into her vagina. then waits underneath for it to drip out
"dayum girl, im thirsty, you wanna towel tea?"
by XnsFracture May 09, 2016
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buying towels at ross

a code word only cool people can use for saying they are taking a shit
Valerie - I’m currently buying towels at ross
Carolina - same ;)
by señor spermies September 23, 2017
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Toweller

A person who keeps using other people towels to dry his/her nasty body.
Friend: Hey, what's that guy like?

Me: He's smart and charming but his a toweller.

Friend: oh yuck!
by Itsyourteachergetbacktowork March 02, 2020
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