Turd Toucher

One who is fascinated with touching fecal matter.

"Ryan has been poking at that log for hours. What a turd toucher."

by Dr. Shockwave January 22, 2009

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soul touch

A new horizon and or level of making love to an individual beyond natural measure, it is so satisfying that it escalates to a spiritual leve.

We soul touched on the kitchen counter last night.

by Soul toucher December 29, 2015

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I'm not touching that with a 20 foot pole and a 40 foot extension

A phrase strongly stating that you do not wish, nor desire to oblige the current situation that is presented towards you.

Cult Leader: hey man, can you video tape me in my basement with my uhhh.. nephew?
Man: I'm not touching that with a 20 foot pole and a 40 foot extension

by bulletface April 20, 2015

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(noun) A person or persons 'touched' by God. These kinds of people can be seen anywhere, particularly subway stations, park benches, and anywhere else that costs nearly nothing to spend time at. A touchbert can sometimes be seen talking to themselves and almost always looking very confused.

A touchbert would walk into an event wearing a colorful jacket from the 90's, high-water jeans, and shoe's with velcro. This man will try to get into the event buy paying with a cup of home-made soup and a newspaper.

by Macker1008 February 4, 2010

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Backhand Touch

The act of touching someone who you have just met with the back your hands so that you do not violate their personal space and come off as a creeper while still initiating casual contact.

Mike: "I was at the bar when Lindsay, the cute girl I met, had a drink spilled on her butt. I used a backhand touch to check how wet it was. She didn't seem like the kind of girl who would respond positively to an ass grab that early."

Gabe: "Very smooth, she totally would have slapped you if you didn't use the backhand touch!"

by Bromancer20 July 21, 2009

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Water Touch

when your poo-piece touches the water before being released from your anus-hole.

Mandeep: "WOOOO!!"
Sean: What????
Mandeep: I just had a water touch!! The poo is still hanging from my anus!!
Sean: Can I see?
Mandeep: Yes!

Sean: Shall I wipe your ass?
Mandeep: Ok.

by Poo Monsterz November 30, 2011

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