Never Kissed a Tory

This phrase is usually used by Corbynistas to inflate their political ego to their friends.
But usually the people who say this have never kissed anyone.

"Never kissed a Tory! Go Corbyn! Yaas! Slay queen..."

by Blood and Soil September 13, 2018

Toryn

This is a beautiful girl and not a boy so get yo facts right.she is usally someone not to mess with unless you like you balls being ripped appart and if its a girl she will usally give the girl with big long hair a SKEE BAP.she is loveable and sexy.

Alex:yo

Fred:is that toryn

Alex:ahhh shittt

Fred:DO A FUCKIN RUNNER

by Get yo facts right bitch October 17, 2020

Toryan

Is not the most Superior person on this planet that thinks that they are.

That person is pulling a Toryan.

by Mattt_ July 3, 2021

burrito torpedo

What happens to you after you eat a burrito from Chipotle or Taco Bells that has a lot of beans.

Dude, I've gotta go to the bathroom. I feel a burrito torpedo coming on.

by flytoface October 29, 2012

torny

1. contraction of Tornado.
2. adj. sometimes fiery and occasionally full of wind but mostly nice.
3. The opposite of torn

She is so torny but sometimes talks rubbish - what a torny!

by hamilton lauren August 20, 2005

Sloppy Toppy Goose Neck

Someone typically of African descent dragging his long schlong down the back of your mom's throat, sometimes expanding it to the point of her being unrecognizable. You, as a son/daughter, are obviously watching this play out live in person, sometimes you join in, sometimes not.

Real white guy: Dude yesterday my mom gave that SLOPPY TOPPY GOOSE NECK to Tyrone. I had to join in because I am not a racist white nationalist who hates gays.

by MereMoneyWitAPony42069GangGang May 25, 2019

Toledo Torpedo

The act of vigorously ramming a flaming log up the anus of another. Preferably with a log made of maple or oak.

After prison, Jebediah learned to take the toledo torpedo without crying.

by mcquick September 20, 2007