Its like strapping my penis to a tornado!

When your in a crazy situation and everything mad, you can say "Well this is like strapping my penis to a tornado!"

You: wow this is awesome!

Me: its like strapping my penis to a tornado!

You: thats so true!

by SamLikesMelon September 14, 2012

Maineville Tornado

When a crazy redneck from Maineville Ohio gets blacked out drunk on Jim Beam and performs analingus on his fiance while she is passed out. He swirls his tongue in a tornado motion while fingering his belly button and shouting obscenities.

I had so much Jim Beam last night, I think I gave my wife's mom a Maineville Tornado.

Judging from the taste in my mouth this morning...I'd say I gave the old lady a Maineville Tornado last night.

by Lazy Larry Lord January 5, 2009

Tornado Fart

The first moments after gas is passed in a moving car and the windows have been opened. The sudden rush of air causes the fart's stench to be magnified and quickly circulated to the noses of all the other occupants for their pleasure and/or displeasure.

A sudden giggle from the back seat was the only warning before the widow was opened and the tornado fart engulfed us all.

by Morning Trumpeter January 19, 2010

Honky Tonk Badonkadonk

Up in the sticks, it's uncommon for a white girl to have a round, nice ass. Normally the girls have either a fat ass, or a skinny one. Honky Tonk Badonkadonks can only be owned by white girls (Preferably country). The butt is commonly mistaken for big, but it's not. It's medium sized and firm, but extremely shapely with big hips. (No more than forty inches around- that's when the country boys consider it fat) Butts like these are a treat for country boys!

When she dances with rhythm, it makes all the boys "want to get up and sing along"!

Popularized by the song Honky Tonk Badonkadonk, from Trace Adkins.

"It's so hard not to stare
At that honky tonk, badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma!"

Bud: "Leeanne is so dayum' fine."
Austin: "I know riight? She's got a honky tonk badonkadonk. Whooo-ee!"

Bud: "I done spank them britches all night if I could."

by Scarlett0124 October 18, 2013

toink

means silly, stupid, idiot etc.

you're such a toink!

by felicity January 8, 2005

Honky Tonk Ba Donk-A-Donk

A big or large bottom of a woman not of African American heritage.

Blacks have Ba Donk-A-Donks and Whites have Honky Tonk Ba Donk-A-Donk.

by l_smith December 12, 2006

tonks

A person, normally a woman, with man-made hair color or colors, specifically pink or purple. Also can describe a person who changes his or her hair color regularly.
After Nymphadora Tonks from Harry Potter.

Nicole has become quite the tonks with those pink streaks in her hair.

by patricksalland January 25, 2008