lane cook

A very condescending asshole. Who just wants to kill people for a living and not give a shit why. He likes sucking his own cock and pretending like he's ever had sex with a female that doesn't have an infected vagina. He likes to make friends with people that are less powerful than him so that he can always have someone to put down and increase his own self esteem even though people still view him as a giant dick. And... he is most likely going to admit to being gay when he joins the military and want to join a broadway musical.

If you see a lane immediately turn and walk in the opposite direction without making eye contact.

"I cant wait to masturbate when I get home. Then go pick on some little kids to make my self feel better." "Dude, dont be such a lane cook!"

by bhaught98 November 5, 2013

Cooking Books

Books black kids never wanted to read.

"It's some cooking books, the black kids never wanted to read 'em" -Tyler, the Creator

by Nick Joe September 16, 2011

Dane Cook

One of the funniest mutha fuckas I've ever seen. Enough said.

Dane Cook was on last night, I almost peed my pants.

by mysterygirlthatyouwillneverkno December 6, 2009

Dalvin Cook

Easily the best running back Minnesota has had since Adrian Peterson left town
Draft this man in the first round ALWAYS

My dad passed on Dalvin Cook in the first round to get Mahomes. Not bad, but you could have had DALVIN

by ChexManiac September 11, 2021

alex cooke

the biggest legend he is a great man and all the chicks dig him. if you see him you should go give him a blow.

wow look at that its Alex Cooke can I wanna fuck him

by beersybum June 24, 2019

mouth cooking

The act of chopping food ingredients with one's mouth in order to prepare it for cooking.

I just did some mouth cooking...look at this delicious salad!

by superdupersassy January 23, 2020

cook shit

Somebody does something annoying or dumb

Yo bro like , you really cook shit

by Najai September 27, 2022