Timmern

The best Fortnite Battle Royale Player.

Oh wow he is so Timmern. Timmern:Good

by Timmern March 23, 2018

times square boogaloo

When a group of vagabonds surround late night revelers in the street and force them to do various acts.

Brendan and his friends had been drinking heavily. When they walked down the street, late at night, they were surrounded by homeless people and forced to strip and bark like dogs. The group yelled at the revelers. ‘Welcome to the Times Square boogaloo’ you drunk pieces of shit.

by Kobrakys June 11, 2018

timeshare

One huge scam designed to either make you sign a deal with non-existing agent and lose all the money you put in or actually get a genuine timeshare at a resort which would still make you pay way more money than if you had bought a normal holiday.

This doesn't even touch on things like 'timeshare in perpetuity' which is an even bigger scam.

All in all, if you are thinking about it, don't buy it, if you have it - quit as fast as possible. In case of any problems with leaving (as most people do have) - Mercantile Claims helped me, so I recommend them but there is a million other companies

Person A: Dude, I just got this sweet deal on a timeshare!
Person B: Why do you think they are handing them out on eBay for free, moron?

by tomb5469 July 26, 2018

Timmies

Another name for Tim Hortons, A coffee chain in Canada named after a hockey player who had alcohol problems and also beat his wife. A great figure to name the best coffee chain after.

"You wanna go out fer a rip to the Timmies around the block? Hear roll up the rim is back eh?"

by RCAMP74 November 30, 2018

Timmer

A blunt rolled by your friend Tim and there is next to no marijuana in it

“Hey, need some more weed for that timmer??”

“Why you rollin such a timmer bro?!”

by Ashwipe831 August 23, 2019

Timmies

A cult religion based on caffeine and baked goods. I swear they put something in that coffee.

Bud can you go get a 100 timbits from timmies

by Certified Beaut December 10, 2019

Times ultra

A form where you are so powerful, people consider you stronger than all might in his prime

Tim: I’m going to go plus ultra, AND KILL YOU!!
Michael: *goes times ultra and punches Tim once*
Tim: *fucking dies*

by Absnejkele February 14, 2020