hella thick

meaning fine, sexy, phat, hot, etc.

Dayam! That Bitch is hella thick!

by cooyachris July 13, 2003

Thicky Thick

Thick thighs, plump ass, small waist making a very appealing woman.

Damn shortie got that thicky thick.

by jammer wun (b-more) February 23, 2003

power thick

To be extremely thick and voluptuous, which includes having big and/or supple breasts, hips, thighs and butt.

Damn!! Lil mama power thick!
Man she ain’t fat cuh! She just power thick!

by PowerThick Queen April 23, 2018

dick too thick

When a man's penis is too thick to fit in the mouth of his sexual counterpart. Usually resulting in a teethy blowjob and giving up on all hope of sexual pleasure

Guy 1: Man I couldn't fit my dick in her mouth without being bit!

Guy 2: Damn man, dick too thick

Guy 1: I suppose so...

by Zizdog June 23, 2018

Mr. thick neck bitch

noah beck

"Remember when Larray called Noah Beck Mr. thick neck bitch."

by ascochancho October 30, 2020

Timmy Thick

A famous instagram model. Has an androgynous face with a thick, luscious booty. Will make any straight man question their sexuality

Friend 1: "Damn, I wanna smash Timmy Thick"
Friend 2: "Ayo, what?"
Friend 1: "Oh I almost forgot, no homo doe"

by Josh Your Mans December 14, 2017

King Thick Dick

The greatest ruler to ever live, he is king thick dick of fuck you mountain. Eats ass nine to five on weekdays like it's their fuckin job. He your new daddy and fucks yo daddy! Everybody's his son fuck you're probably his son. Fucks his way through the whole nation on the daily. Only music he like is the trap remix of your momma suckin dick. Spit on the Pope once and the pope said "thank you". Eats pussy so good it can be heard through the whole nation. He's yo step daddy, yo daddy, and yo momma. He goes back in time to fuck yo grandmomma in her prime. Even yo daddy calls him daddy. His semen can cure yo stank ass breath. Can suck his own dick without bending forward. Cloned himself so he can fuck himself, just to know. Will fuck the mall Santa, the mall Santa sits on his lap. Can fuck across eight planes of exsistance at once. Eat the ass until the hole disappears. Fuck you mountain would be a lesser place without him. He uses the tears of trump supporters as lube. Shit, he was the Big Bang. He creates a galaxy every time he fucks. He was never born, he's always been here. Don't step up to King Thick Dick, you'll get fucked until you give up. The only person who can step to him is Super King Thick Dick. He bakes with baby batter in yo momma's oven. Impregnates women by the thousands. What's a condom? He don't know. You wish you could be a princess so you could ride that dick into the sunset. It ain't snow up on this mountain, the snow ain't snow.

Who do you think you are? King Thick Dick of fuck you mountain

by King Thic Dic June 12, 2016