Jesus Christ Sponge

Commonly referring to the pads of non-working lame excuse for a cleaning tool otherwise known as Shamwow.

It's a fucking Jesus Christ Sponge! Run from the soakage!

by JellysWalkinOnAir December 30, 2009

Pussy Sponge

A tampon.

“Her - I need another pussy sponge or I’m going to bleed all over my pants”

by AmericanSTarSOS April 25, 2021

Sponge

A sponge is someone with no distinct personality who just mimics whatever friend group or significant other they have at the time.

Billy is such a sponge, I thought he was country and now all the sudden he’s “always been goth” since he started dating that emo chick.

by skinny cracker November 27, 2022

Sponge

Musty but kind of jokes

Example “Shauna and Beth,” asked Lara, “do you want to go slug?”

“Yeah, that’s sponge” they said

by El metro July 13, 2022

Sponged Out

Verb. The act of when a college girl goes out and seeks to soak up as much alcohol and dick as possible.

Man, I sponged out last night.

by she33333eeeep October 26, 2017

Fully Sponged

The feminine counter to the male term "Bricked Up". A female is "Sponged up" or "Fully Sponged" when the capacity for internal wetness has reached it ultimate saturation point due to experiencing something enticing or arousing.

"Brooke, I can barely watch the new season of the Bachelor without getting fully Sponged up!"

by GH0xSTED August 8, 2023

Sponge-Bob Squarepants

The great dank yellow-one

"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea...Sponge-Bob Squarepants"

by CHIP!! June 8, 2018