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Soap

A commonly consumed and widely popular confectionary. Soap has been described as having a "buttery smooth texture" and a "oddly bitter, but fragrant and pleasantly fruity taste".
Steve: Hey Jake, how many bars of soap did you have today?
Jake: Oh, at least 5. They're so good!
Steve: Me too bro!
by xXpoopfart420Xx November 12, 2023
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Soap

Something that causes you to get molested in a shower at prison.
Prisoner Bill: Oh no, I dropped the soap.
Prisoner Wang: Your free trail for being in peace has expired...
by datboi101lol March 17, 2021
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WHERE IS THE SOAP?

WHERE IS THE SOAP?
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Frozen Soap Clones

Older daytime soap stars who have so much plastic surgery, desperate to cling to appearance of youthfulness to keep their jobs, that their facial expressions are frozen into a strange clone form of their former appearance.
Most of the original cast of the Young & The Restless are now Frozen Soap Clones.
by KImCobain July 26, 2017
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Soap Dispenser

Usually performed alone when extremely bored, curious and/or mentally challenged. 'Soap Dispenser' is the act of a man or woman deciding to lie on their back with their ass against the wall, then vigorously masturbating until climax. They will then proceed to wipe their cum all over their face.
Me: "Why didn't Elena come into work today?"
Luke: "She walked in on her step-son doing the soap dispenser and nobody's heard from her for days."
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Soap

One hell of a name. Makes you wonder how they passed selection.
What the hell kind of name is Soap eh? How'd a muppet like you pass selection?
by Fiery Shadow October 22, 2020
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Soap’s Law

NO LOVERS ALLOWED!!!
When someone declares soaps law, the hang out turns into a girls night. No boyfriends, partners, or girlfriends allowed.

Soaps law can only be overturned with a valid argument against it, with the person who declared it.
(In the middle of planning a social event)
Person A: “Can I invite my bf?”
Person B: “Yeah sure idc—“
Person C: “NOPE!!! SOAP’S LAW.”
Person B: “Oh, jk it’s a girls night now”
Person A: “All good, I’m chill with that
by FlowerDude November 17, 2023
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