Pope Joseph is an infamous icon in semi-christian culture. He is known for being a prophet, communicating to god through dreams and delusions. He was the first one to publish a church on this earth, deserving a copyright for churches all-together.
Pope Joseph has had his controversies, with quotes he claimed were taken directly from "god"
One of these quotes include:
"As god told me, "God shall not sleep with son" therefore indicating that lesbians are allowed."
In his defense:
"Its not blasphemy if I'm the creator of all churches"
As controversial as that is, he is still an Icon and should be remembered.
Pope Joseph has had his controversies, with quotes he claimed were taken directly from "god"
One of these quotes include:
"As god told me, "God shall not sleep with son" therefore indicating that lesbians are allowed."
In his defense:
"Its not blasphemy if I'm the creator of all churches"
As controversial as that is, he is still an Icon and should be remembered.
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